JoshuaCoffman

Wait-I totally missed the words "The rifftrax version". I'm stupid.

I mean, come on guys, an I right? We've got kinda big dicks, right? I'm talking 5 to 7 range, you know what I'm talking about Right Ladies? Wait...this is for suggestions? For that radio show? Oh, fuck this. Yeah fuck all of this. Nevermind, you guys, who would totally back me up on this one (and I know who you are). We can do better. Have you heard that show? It's like AM at best; but only geezers listen to that. They call it a "Podcast", but that makes no sense. What the fuck is a podcast???? What pods??? Like when Invasion of the Body Snatchers came out? Was I even born? Fuck it. You guys watch whatever shitty movie you want, I'll be here in the background. I'm on AOL at HOWDIDTHISDIDDONE@AOL.COM. Yeah, e-mail me when you have a great idea, jesus. (I'm really looking forward to that, ***************@gmail.com)

But why?

If this have been posted before, please ignore me. But growing up, I loved this movie. This is an ungodly piece of shit. Basically, it's about a kid gets hit on the head after being stupid (stupid meaning falling down Mac and Me style, kinda), wakes up in the future (which is 1986), meets Sarah Jessica Parker, hijacks a spaceship (which is controlled by Pee-Wee Herman) and God, I just don't know what else. I'd rather not read the Wikipedia page for more info. I just remember loving it when I was...young, and watching it again as an adult, and crying into a pillow as I cursed my parents' names for never taking me to Disneyworld. Surely someone else remembers this trainwreck, right?

When I was a small child, I would run to the local library to read a handful of books. I loved the picture books of Dracula, The Wolf Man, The Mummy, and Creature from the Black Lagoon. Then, I graduated to reading the reprinted first editions of Fantastic Four #1, and most importantly, Amazing Fantasy #15. Right around this time, I found a book called The Last Starfighter. Holy shit, did it blow my little Nintendo-loving mind. (80's!) Loved it. Just fucking loved it. I watched the movie for the first time since then, and it had been a while, last year. While a part of me still dug it for nostalgia's sake, the, you know, adult side of me went, "Wow, what a forgone shit turd." This is a great suggestion. I fully endorse it, because I'd love to hear the HDTGM crew view this...dated...piece..of..DEATH BLOSSOM.

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I can recall hearing about how Bill bought the TV rights for a certain amount of time, let's say, 20 years or so. This obviously no longer applies, but it was long enough to drown it out of public memory, with the studios not wanting to release it for home viewing for the burgeoning VHS market. This is why it was finally released in 2005 on DVD. Also, please, please you guys, watch this movie. It's got it all: killer frogs, vegetarian terrorists, an English butler, JOE DON FUCKING BAKER, Laura Palmer's mother, and Lava soap. Lots of Lava soap. This is a must watch.