Fart Sommelier

If you're listening to this, it means I'm dead and the 5 second rule doesn't apply to raccoon shit.

Some day we'll look back on this and laugh. But not today. Nope, there won't be a single laugh here. Not even a chuckle. So settle in for the worst hour of your life. We'll be discussing bird watching, adorable children's Tweets, plus my mom phones in with some special tips on getting those tomatoes just right. All this and less on today's show.

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