burnunit
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It’s shallow, but somehow I hate racism more on occasions when teams with racist nicknames win.
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Pretty sure MPLS traffic control just ticketed an old lady’s other car for nosing too far into her own house’s handicapped space.
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You’re welcome, theology. *dusts hands eats soul food and goes back to thinkin about boobies*
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Rahner’s Rule should dare to go further. Go all the way: the economic trinity is the immanent trinity is all that is.
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The slowest. Panera. Ever. You guys I wrote and shot a sitcom pilot about the slowest panera ever just now in this panera
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Here Facebook, let me fix that text for you. Where it says “Get flashplayer” you can just strike all that and say “close window and leave”
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Would it kill a radio station to switch to an all-Barreiro format? Studies suggest NO. cc @DanBarreiroKFAN
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I have just been to CVS and purchased a literal crap load of cold medicines. This is my Favorite way to inaugurate a Thursday!
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Slutty A. Whitney Brown—dress like former SNL cast member and writer A. Whitney Brown except you have fishnets, a tail, and kitten ears.
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The mythical bestiary argument in our household between mother and daughter has reached a considerable pitch.
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Before I start job hunting, I’m unsubscribing from tons of bullshit lists. UNSUBSCRIBE ALL THE THINGS