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… all these things will be lost…like apostrophes in you’re…time…to die

I don’t understand people’s problem with Captain America. (I don’t understand people. People are jerks.)

Pretty girl! beware of his garden shed… on the moon /he’s got a shed! A shed for his rake on the moon! (Lyrics by @geekiana) (2 of 2)

Just sang @mountain_goats’ “mercy for the Diaz brothers” in a Kermit the Frog voice so that’s the kind of Saturday I’m having. Sup y’all?

I felt really inspired by Bill Nye so I made a video about science education http://t.co/tRerYoxW

My ten thousandth tweet was a snarky bit about Moonraker and I couldn't be prouder

“Not being English you must excuse me” Not being English? what is that fucking accent then, Drax?? #Moonraker

It’s okay to just not like some people. It doesn’t have to mean anything and it doesn’t signify something wrong with you.

and really, autocorrect, you’re changing my apostrophe-s to apostrophe-a now? Who writes any word ‘a …EVER ?!?

Hypnotic deviant & sorcerer Duncan Trussell (@duncantrussell) has a recent podcast with his mom that’s simply beautiful, a total must-listen

RT @brianadamsboone: Much like a Weeping Angel, don't look directly at Paul Ryan.

I do not understand people who refuse to use the dividers on the conveyer belt at the grocery store. I’m not buying your juice, stranger.

Pho finagled.

I solemnly swear I am up to phò good