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Jason_Pantsuitkas

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  1. Jason_Pantsuitkas

    Have you no outerwear?

    Have you no outerwear?
  2. Jason_Pantsuitkas

    plugs theme (acoustic)

    https://soundcloud.c...-theme-acousticPlugs Theme (Acoustic).mp3
  3. Grandpa's skin is all wrinkled, but his shirts are perfectly smooth. The ironing.
  4. They're not booing you, they're calling you a doooooouche.
  5. Jason_Pantsuitkas

    To Bed Bath... AND BEYOND!

    To Bed Bath... AND BEYOND!
  6. It's not 5 o'clock somewhere, it's 5:32 somewhere.
  7. They're not booing you, they're calling you a dooooouche.
  8. I feel naked whenever I leave my phone and all of my clothes at home.
  9. My grandfather's skin is so wrinkled, but his shirts are crisp and smooth. The ironing.
  10. Jason_Pantsuitkas

    Episode 185 — Cum Scanners

    i couldn't consume my food or drink either
  11. That's it. I'm done posting catchphrase suggestions. Mine are WAY funnier than the shit on this forum, but they never get read. I'm sick of it.
  12. Jason_Pantsuitkas

    Donate Your Body

    If you pass away this holiday season, please donate your body to the LA Food Bank. One body can provide up to 8 meals to those in need.
  13. Jason_Pantsuitkas

    To Bed, Bath....and BEYOND!

    To Bed, Bath....and BEYOND!
  14. If I had a dollar for every time I worked an hour, I'd look for a new job.
  15. Would the owner of a white Chevy Cruze with the license plate "5A1J237" please report to the parking lot, your lights are on.
  16. Larry Sheeley dial 1185 please. Larry Sheeley, 1185.
  17. "Clayton, please come to the return's desk, and bring your cart. Clayton, please come to the return's desk, and bring your cart."
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