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RocHoover

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  1. (Hangin' With) Mr. Cooper, School Guy
  2. Allan, Keith Doberman (famous sports monologist)
  3. Allan, Kyle Canine (voice of comedy central)
  4. Allan, My father's tongue is rough.. Is your father's tongue rough also? Son problems.. Am I right?
  5. Allan, Bob Segrrrrrr And The Silver Bullet Band
  6. Robbie Barkman from Barkman-Turner Overdrive Chuck DogBuscuits my favorite punk drummer
  7. Charlie Wattshund Dachshund.. Are we allowed to explain if it's a stretch?
  8. Weirdest thing on a date My girlfriends best friend suddenly had a crush on this guy in my class. One of those skinny, druggy, Crack head looking guys.. Eventually sets us up with a double date at his house. WTF (a podcast) . Get to his house and there is no furniture anywhere. We were brought to a small bedroom that only had a mattress on the floor, a mattress stood up and leaning against the wall, and a small table. The three of us sat on the nasty mattress, while this guy's father sat on the table facing us about a mere three feet away. No teeth, drinking a fourty as the other guy and his friends drank. Very little happening from the dad other than weird smiles at the girls, lip smacking and staring. I had decided we were a few short minutes from rape and a solid ass kicking, my eyes started darting around the room to plan out my heroic Bourne Identity like takedown of four dudes as I carried the two hotties out with me to safety. Hopefully as a reward my GF (girlfriend) would allow me a Crack at her bestie while the badguys from school and CD (creepy dad) bled out. Suddenly a little girl walks in. Maybe three and a half years old. No clothes other than underwear, and the most disgusting eye infection I have ever seen. Looked like masa flour and margarine whipped up and dolloped onto her eyelid. The dad and a few of the others left the room to put her back to wherever she came from, and I turn to the girls and say "LET'S GET THE FOUK ODDA HERE". A brisk walk through the house ensued. We get to the front door undetected but it is locked and the lock handles will not turn or budge. At this point I was so amped up that I gave up on the locks almost immediately and started to put a plan in action to smash a window and climb out. Suddenly the other date guy reappears and asks my GFF (Girl Friend's Friend) what's happening. She tells him she wants out of the house. He starts to wrestle the door while turning the lock handles (I will try this on my wife or girlfriend sometime) and the door eventually opens. My first steps as a free man again were ones I would never forget.
  9. "In Search Of Goo" would make a great album title
  10. I don't get it.. Is it NOT appropriate to have a Hangout during work hours on a Tuesday?
  11. I've been so busy guys.. I miss you all and I am proud of all of you
  12. you can still chat you know Steve... dont turn your back on us
  13. And ANOTHER thing...it's Friday night. Why not have a hangouts good time tonight? Nah let's do it on a work night
  14. Does the league have its OWN message board?
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