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EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn
RocHoover replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Mike Bonetti. On the ball! -
EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn
RocHoover replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Allan, Mike DogBonetti -
EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn
RocHoover replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
(Hangin' With) Mr. Cooper, School Guy -
EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn
RocHoover replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Coach Morris Buttermaker, Pool Guy -
EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn
RocHoover replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Tim Taylor, Tool Guy- 315 replies
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EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn
RocHoover replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Allan, Dog-Dishwalla -
EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn
RocHoover replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Allan, Keith Doberman (famous sports monologist) -
EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn
RocHoover replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Allan, Kyle Canine (voice of comedy central) -
EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn
RocHoover replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Allan, Great Dane Cook -
EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn
RocHoover replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Allan, My father's tongue is rough.. Is your father's tongue rough also? Son problems.. Am I right? -
EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn
RocHoover replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Allan, Bob Segrrrrrr And The Silver Bullet Band -
EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn
RocHoover replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Allan, Evan Dandog (Lemonheads) -
EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn
RocHoover replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Robbie Barkman from Barkman-Turner Overdrive Chuck DogBuscuits my favorite punk drummer -
EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn
RocHoover replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Alex Van Howlen -
EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn
RocHoover replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Dave Lombardog -
EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn
RocHoover replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Charlie Wattshund Dachshund.. Are we allowed to explain if it's a stretch? -
EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn
RocHoover replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Phil COLLIEns.. This game is hard -
EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn
RocHoover replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Weirdest thing on a date My girlfriends best friend suddenly had a crush on this guy in my class. One of those skinny, druggy, Crack head looking guys.. Eventually sets us up with a double date at his house. WTF (a podcast) . Get to his house and there is no furniture anywhere. We were brought to a small bedroom that only had a mattress on the floor, a mattress stood up and leaning against the wall, and a small table. The three of us sat on the nasty mattress, while this guy's father sat on the table facing us about a mere three feet away. No teeth, drinking a fourty as the other guy and his friends drank. Very little happening from the dad other than weird smiles at the girls, lip smacking and staring. I had decided we were a few short minutes from rape and a solid ass kicking, my eyes started darting around the room to plan out my heroic Bourne Identity like takedown of four dudes as I carried the two hotties out with me to safety. Hopefully as a reward my GF (girlfriend) would allow me a Crack at her bestie while the badguys from school and CD (creepy dad) bled out. Suddenly a little girl walks in. Maybe three and a half years old. No clothes other than underwear, and the most disgusting eye infection I have ever seen. Looked like masa flour and margarine whipped up and dolloped onto her eyelid. The dad and a few of the others left the room to put her back to wherever she came from, and I turn to the girls and say "LET'S GET THE FOUK ODDA HERE". A brisk walk through the house ensued. We get to the front door undetected but it is locked and the lock handles will not turn or budge. At this point I was so amped up that I gave up on the locks almost immediately and started to put a plan in action to smash a window and climb out. Suddenly the other date guy reappears and asks my GFF (Girl Friend's Friend) what's happening. She tells him she wants out of the house. He starts to wrestle the door while turning the lock handles (I will try this on my wife or girlfriend sometime) and the door eventually opens. My first steps as a free man again were ones I would never forget.- 315 replies
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EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn
RocHoover replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
"In Search Of Goo" would make a great album title -
EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn
RocHoover replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I don't get it.. Is it NOT appropriate to have a Hangout during work hours on a Tuesday? -
EPISODE 100 — Aasif Mandvi, Our Big Get / Scott Ankerman, Our Business Rival
RocHoover replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I've been so busy guys.. I miss you all and I am proud of all of you -
EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend
RocHoover replied to JulyDiaz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
GET WELL SOON HOUSTON! -
EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend
RocHoover replied to JulyDiaz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
you can still chat you know Steve... dont turn your back on us -
Episode 98 — John Cochran Again, Our Close Friend
RocHoover replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
And ANOTHER thing...it's Friday night. Why not have a hangouts good time tonight? Nah let's do it on a work night -
Hollywood Handbook Forum Fantasy Football Federation
RocHoover replied to SteveH's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Does the league have its OWN message board?