RocHoover

Hey everyone, I missed a lot while I was away. I was visiting my friend Dave in Alexandria Virginia. He recently broke his leg while performing in Sweden. As a gift to the HHC (Hollywood Handbook Community), I will mail this gem to the first address sent to my inbox: ON CASSETTE! Yahoo is a close personal friend of mine. This was given to me as a gift after I assisted him through his litigation process with Yahoo.com. You can't win them all I guess!

The Scripps buyout is going to be a problem as we go down the road on our HH (Hollywood Handbook) journey.

Lemme hear Dat wolf cool Howl!

Can forum Bros meet at DeeJays on main Ave for a hot wing hoagie, or Ninas for some wing bites? Disclaimer: I am a West Sider.

WHERE IS HIS BOOSTER SEAT?!?!

Do you have a sabermetrics approach to posting on this forum?

Who would win in a fight? Title Fight, Tiger's Jaw, or The Menzingers?

I shit my pants in high school. Ditched the underwear IN the toilet. It happened LONG before I became the successful entrepreneur, producer, industry insider that I am today. I have come a long way.

It would be naive to think that awful things from our lives do not involve other people. Especially old girlfriends.

Years back, I noticed a girlfriend had a small little divot about an inch from her BH (Butt Hole). I asked her about it and she said that four years prior in high school a classmate had stood up a pencil on her seat and she sat down on it. Gave her a little cut and that must have been the scar. Fast forward a year from that point and she starts to get a lump an inch or two away from the scar. Over the period of about two months, the lump grew to the size of a marble and the tissue under the skin had swollen to the point where the lump broke through almost like an open wound. In an act of love I had tended to her BCW (Butt Crack Wound) twice a day with peroxide, Neosporin, and fresh band aids. Oozing a little puss here and there. One day I pull off the bandaid and sticking out of the wound was the tip of the pencil. I pulled it out and I was a hero. Her body pushed it out after four years. She got a nose job a few months later and canned my ass as she was clearly on to bigger and better things. Emphasis on BIGGER, as in big huge dragging on the ground while you walk if you don't tuck it into your sock ding dongers. I'm talking dongs so big that they have calluses on the head from all the sweet 'tang that they plow through. This all happened like ten years ago so it doesn't even bother me anymore. Once I found HH (Hollywood Handbook) my life turned around. Sometimes I really think that HH found me instead.

I have spent a bit of time at Earwolf Studios and it's a great place.. I'm glad some of our fellow HHFs (Hollywood Handbook Fans) finally got a chance to see what it is like.

You need at LEAST 100 posts before you go starting threads. You are still a tweaker, gotta bring those numbers up.

Is comic books movies?

OR she isn't very discriminating when it comes to anything edible.

This probably blows MidRoll's mind.

Andrew, It's times like these when you prove that you are a TRUE leader in these forums. People look up to you and you don't let anything get in your way. When you undertake a project like this and see it to its completion, you are taking the entire HHC (Hollywood Handbook Community) under your wing and leading us to greatness. This is not only a great gift to Silvrwoman, but to all users of the Earwolf forums. This is the shit that will put WolfCool Productions on the map. WolfPop and Earwolf wishes their fans were this dedicated.

I call them "HollyWEIRD Outsiders".

I agree with the french press.. Charlie Hebdo and such.

"POW!" Huge MMF (Marc Merring Fan)

OUT of two stars?

It really taught me at a young age that it is important to be nice, and smart, and funny, and not be rude, and that smart people wear glasses. I did hear through my contacts that Bill Watterson is a HUGE HHF (Hollywood Handbook Fan) and posts on the forums here under an as of yet unknown moniker. I have a lot of contacts and important and famous close personal friends because I have been so successful.

Hint.. It doesn't sound like "hobbies" like I used to think it did as a kid growing up.

Pronounce "Hobbes" while I sit back and judge.

The better question is: which one is real and which one is the imaginary friend?

Can you try to remaster them in a way so that the new ads don't sound like they were half assedly recorded on Hazes iPhone?