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    Weirdest thing on a date

     

    My girlfriends best friend suddenly had a crush on this guy in my class. One of those skinny, druggy, Crack head looking guys..

    Eventually sets us up with a double date at his house. WTF (a podcast) .

     

    Get to his house and there is no furniture anywhere. We were brought to a small bedroom that only had a mattress on the floor, a mattress stood up and leaning against the wall, and a small table.

     

    The three of us sat on the nasty mattress, while this guy's father sat on the table facing us about a mere three feet away. No teeth, drinking a fourty as the other guy and his friends drank.

     

    Very little happening from the dad other than weird smiles at the girls, lip smacking and staring. I had decided we were a few short minutes from rape and a solid ass kicking, my eyes started darting around the room to plan out my heroic Bourne Identity like takedown of four dudes as I carried the two hotties out with me to safety. Hopefully as a reward my GF (girlfriend) would allow me a Crack at her bestie while the badguys from school and CD (creepy dad) bled out.

     

    Suddenly a little girl walks in. Maybe three and a half years old. No clothes other than underwear, and the most disgusting eye infection I have ever seen. Looked like masa flour and margarine whipped up and dolloped onto her eyelid.

     

    The dad and a few of the others left the room to put her back to wherever she came from, and I turn to the girls and say "LET'S GET THE FOUK ODDA HERE". A brisk walk through the house ensued. We get to the front door undetected but it is locked and the lock handles will not turn or budge. At this point I was so amped up that I gave up on the locks almost immediately and started to put a plan in action to smash a window and climb out.

     

    Suddenly the other date guy reappears and asks my GFF (Girl Friend's Friend) what's happening. She tells him she wants out of the house. He starts to wrestle the door while turning the lock handles (I will try this on my wife or girlfriend sometime) and the door eventually opens.

     

    My first steps as a free man again were ones I would never forget.

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