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    Hey everyone, I missed a lot while I was away. I was visiting my friend Dave in Alexandria Virginia. He recently broke his leg while performing in Sweden.

     

    As a gift to the HHC (Hollywood Handbook Community), I will mail this gem to the first address sent to my inbox:

     

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    ON CASSETTE! Yahoo is a close personal friend of mine. This was given to me as a gift after I assisted him through his litigation process with Yahoo.com. You can't win them all I guess!

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    Holding auditions for someone to become my new "forum bro" since BoScout has seemingly died. I'm not going to tell you what the qualifications are but my bro can be male or female. Right now Spunky is in the lead.

     

    Can forum Bros meet at DeeJays on main Ave for a hot wing hoagie, or Ninas for some wing bites?

     

    Disclaimer: I am a West Sider.

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  10. Posted

    Years back, I noticed a girlfriend had a small little divot about an inch from her BH (Butt Hole). I asked her about it and she said that four years prior in high school a classmate had stood up a pencil on her seat and she sat down on it. Gave her a little cut and that must have been the scar.

     

    Fast forward a year from that point and she starts to get a lump an inch or two away from the scar. Over the period of about two months, the lump grew to the size of a marble and the tissue under the skin had swollen to the point where the lump broke through almost like an open wound.

     

    In an act of love I had tended to her BCW (Butt Crack Wound) twice a day with peroxide, Neosporin, and fresh band aids. Oozing a little puss here and there.

     

    One day I pull off the bandaid and sticking out of the wound was the tip of the pencil. I pulled it out and I was a hero. Her body pushed it out after four years.

     

    She got a nose job a few months later and canned my ass as she was clearly on to bigger and better things. Emphasis on BIGGER, as in big huge dragging on the ground while you walk if you don't tuck it into your sock ding dongers. I'm talking dongs so big that they have calluses on the head from all the sweet 'tang that they plow through.

     

    This all happened like ten years ago so it doesn't even bother me anymore. Once I found HH (Hollywood Handbook) my life turned around. Sometimes I really think that HH found me instead.

     

     

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    Andrew,

     

    It's times like these when you prove that you are a TRUE leader in these forums. People look up to you and you don't let anything get in your way. When you undertake a project like this and see it to its completion, you are taking the entire HHC (Hollywood Handbook Community) under your wing and leading us to greatness. This is not only a great gift to Silvrwoman, but to all users of the Earwolf forums.

     

    This is the shit that will put WolfCool Productions on the map. WolfPop and Earwolf wishes their fans were this dedicated.

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  20. Posted

     

    a few comments:

    • If you were driving from Boston to NYC, and were in NJ, you went the wrong way
    • Yes. It is nearly impossible to turn around on the NJ Turnpike, and if you do it will require you to pay the toll both ways
    • Correct. You cannot pump your own gas in NJ. People from here take this as some sort of weird point of pride (they have bumper stickers and shit that says "Jersey Girls Don't Pump Their Own Gas"), but i hate it. It takes so much longer because you have one guy trying to deal with 6 pumps. It's the worst. If I lived closer to PA or NY, I would cross state lines to get gas every single time I needed it.
    • There are some nice things about New Jersey, but overall, I would have to give it a big thumbs down

     

    2 Stars

     

    this has been Scrutinizing the State's with Steve and his Stupendous Star Scale

     

    OUT of two stars?

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    It really taught me at a young age that it is important to be nice, and smart, and funny, and not be rude, and that smart people wear glasses.

     

    I did hear through my contacts that Bill Watterson is a HUGE HHF (Hollywood Handbook Fan) and posts on the forums here under an as of yet unknown moniker. I have a lot of contacts and important and famous close personal friends because I have been so successful.

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