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Erin -- According to twitter you were born with a tail. That’s kind of gross, and a little scary. Won’t you have to get this appendage removed, in order to succeed in Hollywood? or are you just banking on another tail discrimination lawsuit?

yes. and if he could try to look like labyrinth bowie next, that would be good and fun.

Ms. Sodaro -- Monsters University? Why would you teach them?!

Pauly's a charmer.

Who even knows what the 30th Rock from the Sun even IS? Why'd you think that would be good show title?

Kulap doing that voice damn near broke my brain. Almost had to stop listening.

Birthday boys: What do you want for your birthdays? Did you like the gift that Sean got you for your last one? I'm not sure he put much thought into it, but he's kind of a busy guy.

Is Kraft make a special mac and cheese just for Hollywood? How do stars stay so thin eating Kraft services so much? I want to be like Hollywood, but all this mac and cheese is making me fat.

A rageful Sinbad is a scary thought.

You served in the US Air Force. Semper fi, soldier? Are there days when you just want to give up all the glitz and glamor of hollywood and re-enlist?

I'll soldier through because of the laffs, but the episode playing in the background makes this a really unpleasant listening experience.

So happy that Howard's back. The show is not the show without him.

David, you're married to Zimby Hartdig, star of Childs Hospital. Recently I noticed you're also listed in that show's credits, in some role I can only assume you won through nepotism. What gives? Have you no shame?

At the very end of this week's improv4humans, we learn that the owner of Google donated a million dollars to Hollywood Handbook! (and also bought some stupid table??). Besser was pissed. Hayes probably isn't too happy either, because apparently Sean pocketed the whole thing.

As someone who was a little on the fence about buying the pro version, let me tell you -- it is so worth it.

Dave, you are a renown Hollywood lothario, second only to Warden Beatty in your woman-slaying exploits. Walk us through your fateful decision, reportedly made back on the set of Grace Under Fire, to never ever wear a condom.

Novak, you're coming off a quarterfinals loss at the Australian, and looking at a stacked field at the French. What was it like growing up in war-torn Serbia? How do you manage to keep it light, when your past is so tragic?

What about The Office: An American Workplace? Check your local listings.

That ending was terrifying. I'm really scared that Hayes had a stroke. Only way to explain his offer-only/holding deal confusion. I hope Earwolf is taking this seriously, and gets him some much needed medical attention. The same damn thing happened to Michael J. Fox back in the 80s, and we've all seen how that tragedy's unfolded.

Agreed completely.

Fun episode. Emily Gordon's definitely my favorite guest co-host.

Any owl chart that doesn't include this guy is pure fuckbotchery.

Fun guest. Sometimes I couldn't tell whether it was Kulap or Aparna laughing, which was delightful. Really appreciated the Sloppy Timmy PSA too! Still not feeling the tweet charts though. They just seem lazy. I mean... was the number one question even about the guest at all? Does anyone on the show read the questions beforehand? Bring back Hermes!

Brendon Small was amazing in this. Wow.

Emily Gordon was really great as co-host. Loved this show.