BenNesvig

I don't get out of bed for less than 3 pieces of bacon.

The sky was on fire this morning. http://t.co/HQDo5szD

I have enough caffeine in me to kill a circus elephant.

Seth Godin at his best, discussing school: http://t.co/shMijPVl

"Breakfast served all day." is the most beautiful sentence in the English language.

An entire debate on foreign policy and the name "Jack Bauer" wasn't mentioned once? Ridiculous.

"True change starts with changing ourselves. For everyone else, there's election day." - @PriscillaPWood

The sky is on fire this morning. #mnpls #sunrise #nofilter http://t.co/Vi2AF99k

it's friiiday http://t.co/gmFzMjNF

Definition of "Dystopia": RT @Sarah_Ricard: I dream of a future where Dippin Dots are an ice cream of the past.

A beard is just a mustache in camouflage.

In case you forgot what day it is, here's a reminder http://t.co/NpoTVehG

Jiro Dreams of Sushi is easily one of the best films I've seen all year. http://t.co/vX1gWuEW

If Hackers threatened to release a list of people who voted in American Idol, but not pres. election, immediate boost in voter turnout.

Before buying a house, know the definition of "phantom costs."

Google Trend for "Who is running for president?" http://t.co/uTyWe0D7

Business people of Colorado: Here's a link to franchise a Taco Bell http://t.co/VAh74iVt

Are Jean Ralphio and Tom Haverford from Parks & Rec behind @INGDIRECT 's name change to CapitalOne360? http://t.co/03Mhu4Tg

A lot of bumper stickers are being removed this weekend.

Safety Not Guaranteed is a great movie.

Puggle Puppy http://t.co/BtTkRqqw

Buying a case for my iPhone feels like putting a burqa on a supermodel.

A time lapse video I made of myself making a stop-motion video: http://t.co/SOB96sjQ

Why do people still use fax machines?

Twinkies can survive a nuclear bomb, but not a union strike.