BenNesvig
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"I learned nothing in college. It was really kind of my own fault. I had a double major: psychology and reverse psychology." - B.J. Novak
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"True change starts with changing ourselves. For everyone else, there's election day." - @PriscillaPWood
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"You don't have to know anything. You just have to know people. And once you know people, you know everything." - @AdamCarolla
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“Nonsense, man! They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance!” — U.S. General John B. Sedgwick, last words
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“You need to learn to sing. Because if you don’t, you’re always going to be at the mercy of some asshole singer.” http://t.co/WVOmCy5i
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An entire debate on foreign policy and the name "Jack Bauer" wasn't mentioned once? Ridiculous.
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Are Jean Ralphio and Tom Haverford from Parks & Rec behind @INGDIRECT 's name change to CapitalOne360? http://t.co/03Mhu4Tg
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Being that I've taken a photo of myself (almost) every day this year, I'm looking forward to this app. http://t.co/cRs0tDuy
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Cooking is hard. My Union Square Zucchini looks like the "smokes 2 packs a day" version compared to the book. http://t.co/vUKSJRxc
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Definition of "Dystopia": RT @Sarah_Ricard: I dream of a future where Dippin Dots are an ice cream of the past.
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Government should only allow people to purchase one lottery ticket per book they've read that year.