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The first time I was picked for the skins team in gym class, I was scared shirtless.

Commas, commas, commas! Enough already!

Can't tell you how happy Scott & Ben's rendition of "Skid Row" made me. I loved that move growing up, and they actually did a really good version of it. And the fact that they committed and did the whole thing was gold. PFT was great as well. Can't go wrong with Werner. Though I was a little upset that in the discussion of his mating habits there was no mention of if his children that he conceived with the wife he made from hot-air-balloon burners.

Because Paul mentioned in the last minisode that he saw this as a teenager, wanted to bring this movie back up again for everyone' consideration because it is certifiably next-level bonkers.

Get out the saucers of milk, and let's make some French toast.

Welcome to Beelzebubba Gump Shrimp Company. Our specials tonight are having ravens peck away at your liver, thumb torture, and Cinnaminny Crawfish Bites.

Besides being hugely talented, Bobby Moynihan is a great guest because he's also a fan of the show and knows all the inside jokes. I still remember the first episode he guested on when he was so amped to get a plane break.

Jesus tapdancing Christ? Well get him in for an audition!

1-2-3-4, Come on, O.J., change your gloves please

Man, I can't wait 'til fall, because then, it's nothing but fuckin' pumpkins

Hey all you spring chickens! It's time for slaughter

You haven't got a Clue, nor even a Monopoly, Scruples or Balderdash. This game closet is atrocious.

Oh boy! Can't wait!

More mesmerizing than a horse's big, floppy genitals, it's Comedy Bang Bang!

It's a huge shit sandwich, and we're all going to have to take a bite, or we could just throw it away, but that seems kind of wasteful.

Why don't you turn that frown upside down, Mr. pantsless homeless man lying in the gutter.

We've got a great show for you today. We don't plan on barring any holds, and this time, we'll be smacking in a downward motion, rather than smacking up, as we usually do.

Everyone was great. For some reason, the most hilarious moment for me was when Scott was going off on firefighters in the interview with Jerrod before Horatio even came out. Horatio's character was hilarious, as always . And is there a funnier name for a road than "Doheny"?

BTW, this was a great episode. Neil Campbell is super sharp. It's no wonder that Scott has partnered with him on writing a few things. James Adomian was great! Am I the only one who loved the off-mic receptionist character, Kathy, they created to receive Brendan & Gordon's abuse.

I so hope that Louis CK comes in for a B-B-Bonus episode this week to promote his Saturday special. I could see him being part of a great Bros Just Bro-in' Out episode. Maybe him, Scott, Louis' good friend Todd Barry, someone else? It would just be great to hear two of my favorite comedians (Scott & Louie) interact. Three, if you throw in Todd Barry,

Sorry, fish-sticks box; I don't play by your rules. I'm going to microwave these bad boys anyway.

We like a rye sense of humor here. You got that, white bread? Am I making myself clear, pumpernickel?

Ah, fuck the podcast. Let's go to my house and make snow cones

Buy American. Buy American. Would you like to buy American? He young college student, and I give you good price

Please refrain from any dirty humor during the show, or I'll have to wash my hands 17 times and apologize to Jesus.