therealjayknox

LOL Aaron! - NICE!!! LMAO Aaron!!! NICE!!!!! If they look it up in teh dictionary - YOUR FACE LOL! LMFAO Aaron!!!! PWNED ROFL!! Ya.. I bet that post was from the toilet store ROFLMAO PWNAGE u MAD BRO!!!!! (you don't know what's happening here do you? You poor sweet little bastard)

It wasn't passive-aggressive. It wasn't aggressive at all. It was clearly polite and tried to find the respectable positives in this. It wasn't sarcastic either. But feel free to print this page out and proudly tape it to your wall as a 'Reading Incomprehension Certificate', good for you! (see, I think that last part was more 'passive-aggressive')

Oh dear.. well I'm not going to be negative about a guest so let me say this - I enjoyed how much Jeff Garlin seems to LOVE Tig Notaro and was himself delighted with her comedy stylings.

No, not just you. I also enjoy their delight but in this case they were extremely into the character names, scenes and a lot of things weren't raving about ridiculous mistakes but just genuine praise and excitement over scenes or characters or the good and more credible parts. Which is still entertaining but I'm still the 'odd man out' and not sharing the glee. I still enjoy watching (listening) the fun. I just wish I could be part of it. This one.. no.. it did nothing for me. thinking of them as superheroes (and I agree) but made it duller for me. Oh well.. I have a pretty good 90%+ match for the movies on here. Can't expect to jive with all of them.

<<--------- these smileys indicate my sadness when a HDTGM episode can be so psyched about a movie that I found a complete waste of time. None of this was 'so-bad-its-good' or so bonkers stupid it made me happy. I did appreciate some of it - throwing people through brick walls, the ridiculousness of living awesome lives in Brazil IF ONLY they could get back to their shltty house back home etc. But man.. everyone was SO HAPPY and I was just like a foreigner simply missing out. Honestly I just find these movies mostly boring and wasting my time. But hey.. I'm happy everyone else seemed to get something from it!

First time I ever watched one of these 'Fast and Furious' Car movies. I hate them. This one is in gloomy shitty looking Russia so its especially bleak with the that moody.. suicidal depression feel. Lots of scenes of 'The Rock' walking around with super-pumped arm muscles. A lot of car chases. I have always found car chases boring as hell. I still do. Turns out Vin Diesel is the worst actor ever. He just blurps the lines out. Could someone mention what I'm calling 'movie driving face'. It's this self-important squinting seriousness look.. UGH.. it gave me douche-chills every time I saw that stupid 'serious smug driving face' blerggggg! Painkillers!

I swear that ridiculous animated gif has made me laugh out loud no less than a dozen times... just out of nowhere I think of it and start laughing. Whoever did that - I declare you the greatest effing animator ever.. holy that was great!

For the kids (or history buffs in general) more must-see 80s TV: 'That's Incredible!' was appointment television that stopped the planet with astonishing feats, skydivers, stunts and.. wait for it.. wait for it.. stovetop cats! 1:07 on YT clip I guess this was our 'youtube' back then. It was a monster TV show.

Very very high! It's called Tramadol and yes it helps non-forum related injuries and thank you very much for not judging!

It was made very clear I was high on painkillers. Nevertheless I accept your bewildering fake apology.

Uh so let me be clear so you 'know what I'm talking about'. I did not know the movies in the polls are selected by Shannon or someone else. To be clear: My browser crashed at the FYI page and I have carried on assuming its a choice of any film listed on 'Rotten Tomatoes' website. I carried on according to this assumption. Got it? Exactly.

All beside the intended point - Most of us are going to pick our biggest disappointment. What's the worst movie I can think of to click today? X-Men 3! That wasn't nearly as good as the first two! Return of the Jedi! OMG the Ewoks! Hey.. I would pick all three of those Lucas ones and especially that one with Jar Jar Binks guhhh! I remember a lot of stand-up comedians would say "..ya and Hollywood gave us 'Howard the Duck'" so that's my #1 pick and what other movies did everyone hate .. oh ya... 'The NOT Happening' everyone laughed on SNL Weekend review. Speaking of SNL - I'm picking SNL after the original cast left. It was never funny after that.

I think I mentioned the problem of 'knowingly camp' in Birdemic 2 but it was given as an example of a truly terrible movie on every level that won't get a lot of votes (or any) on the FYI charts. Star Trek Into the Darkness was given as an exaggerated example of the kinds of movies that I fear dominating the FYI Top Spots. Wolverine 2 doesn't need to be a truly terrible film on every level but it violates some nerd expectations and you could expect 200 votes "Do THIS piece of crap!". I'm going over there to vote Star Trek into the Darkness since it really let me down - I expected it to be be better than the first but it wasn't! Roast this one!

I was high on pain killers but I'm about right on all my points. Oh, and I'm the one who doles out the slack (or not). Do better next time.

See, hate to be a bummer but I already sense a problem with this cry for 'The Happening'. I wonder when 'Star Trek into The Darkness' hits #1 spot? You see what I mean here - the top picks will be loaded with big budget event films that disappointed whatever demographics.. trekkies/book-loyal fans/comic fans. 'The Happening' is an odd one. I insist it was (or rather - was partly) very well done, had a cool look and feel, had plenty of good possibilities and wasn't any more a 'stupid plot' than would be most episodes of The Twilight Zone, but.. .. M. Night explained that there was a major problem with the studio and a demand for a cash haul AND (so I recall) they made an impossible deadline on it. He quickly hacked together what they had shot and spent the remaining time and budget on cash-grabbing gory and outrageous scenes for a money-luring trailer. Maybe out of spite? To me this isn't nearly as good an HDTGM roast as something like 'Birdemic 2' or something that is non-stop ridiculous on every level. with something like 'The Happening' or the Star wars 'Prequels' I kinda do know how it got made. In a way I was FAR MORE DISAPPOINTED in those for sure!, but, I'm not really watching in zany bewilderment at hilarious badness on all the levels (especially unnecessary or inexplicable badness). btw - watched Birdemic 2 last night and the only problem is that you must believe its deliberately spoofing badness. (which takes away from the real fun), but I kinda think it was actually bad.. I mean so bad... its really mind-boggling but its worse than the original somehow.