AprilFoolsRebel

Diet Coke was just what we called cocaine mixed with Splenda.

as long as you wear it under your clothes. So try something different and really have FUN with airport security.

It happens to us all now and Zen.

Well, I knew it wasn't mine; I laughed out loud when I heard it! Hopefully, Scott will give you credit on the next show.

I thought it said "with a Ripley" believe it or not.

Please remove your pants and await further instructions.

make sure it's done by a professional and not just an enthusastic amatuer.

I'd say I'm at least a wooden porridge spoon, but I'm also my own worst critic.

Finally - a public service announcement about this serious issue! Thank you!

Because it features special scratch and sniff sections!

Unfortunately, the warranty has expired.

What makes it worse is that it's stuck playing Hanson's "MMMBop" on repeat.

I swallowed an iPod nano.

There can be only Juan!

Why do I see this as a poster for STI awareness? Love it!

the world is your urinal.

Much as I loathe Highlander 2 and would love to hear it torn apart, Fortress is pretty terrible. I couldn't remember the name but I remember it being bad.

Can't deny the badness of "Die Another Day." But it isn't the worst Bond. That honour belongs to Moonraker, IMO.

So stop thinking you're so damn special, Raisin Bran.

shouldn't we ALL be cannibals?

Like when you're a kid and you get your mouth washed out with soup.

...Hilton's sex tape. Thanks internet!

If you mean put kleenex through the washing machine, you are absolutely correct! Also, please stop hanging around my washing machine. It's weirding me out.

Which is why that church is able to play such excellent music.

Starting specifically with why our guest brought their elephant along when it's so clearly against the Earwolf elephant policy.