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  1. AprilFoolsRebel

    Demolition Man

    This is one of those movies you come across while flipping channels and inevitably watch it until the end. There's just something oddly appealing about it. It should be called, Demolition Meth.
  2. You will never get the smell of dead clown out.
  3. They're real sausage-fests.
  4. Without "us". By the way, did I mention I'm terrible at spelling?
  5. science being her pet name for pointy sticks.
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    Episode 63 — Fast & Furious 6

    Just finished listening to the podcast - damn! The enthusiasm for F&F6 is infectious! I feel like I have to see it because it just sounds like an old school, balls to the walls action movie - which I love! BTW: I apologize if this has already been mentioned but Michelle Rodriguez has said the next Fast and Furious is supossed to shoot in September with an eye to a next summer release. Apparently, they listen to this podcast too!
  7. AprilFoolsRebel

    More fun...

    Than a mouthful of bees.
  8. Until they've taken a long, hard look at their own regrettable tattoo.
  9. AprilFoolsRebel

    Q&A w/ Paul Scheer Thread

    Paul... I used my salad fork for my main course. How serious is this offence?
  10. AprilFoolsRebel

    Masterminds (2012) starring Tila Tequila

    The trailer looks like a student film...or like somene lost a bet. Yikes!
  11. I blame video games. They're full of sex and violets.
  12. like the gum you find stuck to the bottom of the table at a fast food restaurant.
  13. it's that people really don't trust a guy wearing a mistletoe belt buckle.
  14. ... if you haven't been hit by monkey feces.
  15. AprilFoolsRebel

    Q&A w/ Paul Scheer Thread

    Paul, a professional question; do you feel the wearing of pants is a hindrance to doing a really good audio podcast?
  16. AprilFoolsRebel

    Face/Off

    Okay.... I love this movie. But even I can appreciate that it would be an ideal HDTGM segment. Because it's BATSHIT INSANE. Cage playing Travolta? Travolta playing Cage? It's the best of both possible worlds!
  17. Because no one likes a quitter.
  18. I guess that makes me bike-sexual.
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    Premium Rush

    I haven't seen the movie...but given how much of a push "Scott Jefferies" gave it on the Comedy Bang Bang podcast, I think it's a MUST.
  20. AprilFoolsRebel

    The general consensus is that John Denver probably had weird balls

    FINALLY someone had the courage to say it!
  21. It's called using the bidet system.
  22. It seems like Courtney Love just can't catch a break these days.
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