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My friend's girlfriend yelled out Gordon Sumner's name during sex. That's gotta Sting.
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Don't like it? Call the Police. -
Every camera at a Kiss concert is a kiss-cam.
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Why hasn't Gene Simmons sued all sporting events? -
I'm very body conscious. Which is to say, I know where all the bodies are buried.
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I'm gonna need a bigger yard. -
If I had a dime for every time someone said, "if I had a dime," I'd never need nickels again.
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Change I can believe in. -
I wish I could remember that time I had amnesia.
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Forgotten but not gone. -
Call me Penny because I believe in being the change you want to see in the world.
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I'd buy that for a dollar! -
It was so quiet, you could hear a Kurt Russell.
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Escape from New Catchphrases! -
I just got Hervé Villechaize inked on my shoulder. It's my Tattoo tattoo.
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De pain! De pain! (Co-written by my girlfriend, Molly!) -
Don't call it a comeback. It's a hatchback. You really don't know cars, do you?
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I'm talking to you, Ric Ocasek. -
I knew the Rock when he was just a pebble.
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Even then, his voice was gravelly. -
I shouldn't keep eating this bread but I'm a gluten for punishment.
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My girlfriend thought that catchphrase was naan-tastic! -
Before this orgy ends, let's take a moment to remember all those who came before us.
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2017: Year of the thoughtfully dirty -
I won't tell you about the slightly taller building right now. It's another story altogether.
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This joke is still under construction. -
I was about to call you SONY but I know shouldn't stereotype.
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Blerg. -
I hate cow tipping. Twelve percent always seems like way too much.
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Moo-t point? -
I have a huge collection of 12 inch rulers because I have a serious foot fetish.
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Gross. -
Making a list. Checking it twice. The NSA is really taking the holidays seriously.
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Not Santa Asking. -
Say what you will about a buccaneer but I think we can all agree it's a good deal on ears.
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Ears looking at you kids. -
There is no "I" in botched laser surgery.
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peep this. -
My mama said there'd be days like this when she was teaching me the days of the week.
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I only like the ones ending with "y" -
(Submitted on behalf of my daughter) I bet a knuckle sandwich would be pretty good if you took the bones out.
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I feel I raised her right. -
I'm walking on sunshine... but I'm not sure I have the right shoes for it.
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Whoa - oh... it doesn't feel good. -
You can catch more flies with Honey than with Honey 2, the one without Jessica Alba.
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Science.