AprilFoolsRebel

... at an amnesiac support group.

Is it bad that this sounds oddly familiar?

It's not really a catchphrase; I just wanted to hear Scott's take on the Spice Girls.

I may use this one around the office! I may also be fired in the near future.

I own Return to Sleepaway Camp. I was compelled to purchase it - oddly enough, for reasons somewhat related to work. But I would have bought it anyway. And it didn't disappoint - every bit as stupid as I expected!

I love the Frighteners! I don't think it's a bad movie at all myself. Certainly not HDTGM territory.

...it's how fast I can change the channel when it comes on.

That's why I never buy that magazine.

But if you're spending that much time thinking about how to catch flies, you may want to re-evalaute your life.

...and now I'm Thor all over!

...and that's especially true when the toilet is out of order on taco night.

I've already been seeing other people and, let me tell you, it's fantastic!

That's a good one!

Nice! Stoves are always a hot topic! (Ba-da-bum!)

this is one of those movies that I had a strange affection for. Was it Lori Petty? Was it the extreme sports bank robbers? Was it trying to believe Keanu was a law enforcement official of any kind? I don't know. BUT it is worth noting it is directed by Oscar-winning director Kathryn Bigelow.who also directed one of my favourite vampire films, Near Dark. So maybe it's just I know talent when I see it!

...Leviticus.

Hey! I don't even drink 1% milk!

I agree wholeheartedly about this movie! Anything that continues my campaign against trees! I know what you're going to say: "But trees produce oxygen!" To which I respond, I've seen people with tanks of oxygen. So who needs trees when we can just get tanks? Screw you, trees!

We all have to live with the fact that Phil Collins won an Oscar for that terrible Tarzan song.

... a time when everyone cut Footloose.

... but you usually have to pay extra for that.

on your coyote of ignorance. Beep Beep!

Finally! Someone has the courage to stand up to Captain Highlander! That bastard!

I can't support this one being on the show. Because it would require asking some people to watch the thing. That's just so very wrong. I watched the trailer and I feel like someone owes me money for doing THAT much.

Welll, actually, it is. She had to sell her catchphrase to pay the mortgage. See what happens when you don't call home? For shame!