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Ghosts put the boo in booty. (Please don't use this. I am not proud of it.)
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Awww. -
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what Don Knotts did for our country.
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Aspirations define us. -
As we near the most important presidential election in history, let us all take a moment to Wang Chung tonight.
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Everybody. -
Oh, how the Mighty, Mighty Bosstones have fallen!
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Grey skas ahead. -
How many calories in a booger? Asking for a friend.
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Gross. -
I can't get enough James Earl because I have a James Earl Jones.
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Thulsa-ll folks! -
I'm the type of person who burns bridges. Which is why I am no longer representing noted actor Jeff Bridges.
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Oddly enough, still representing Beau. -
I have my father's eyes, my mother's nose and some homeless guy's kidneys.
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If he wanted to keep his kidneys, he shouldn't have fallen asleep. -
As we say in the Human Resources Department, this time, it's personnel.
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Dad joke'd! -
Eat your hearts out, contortionist cannibals!
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because you can -
Let's be honest: "quarter pounder" sounds like someone having sex with a very specific type of currency.
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You know who you are. -
When Sting dies will we start referring to him as Stung?
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These questions keep me awake. -
I treasure the pleasure of taking your measure.
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At your leisure. -
When I asked the party planners what flavours Donkey Punch came in, they left immediately.
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I should have asked Len Wiseman? -
Is the children's song "Skip to My Lou" about Lou Grant?
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Mary Tyler Moore or Less, I suppose. -
Call me a romantic but the left ventricle will always have a special place in my heart.
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Love in vein -
Again...
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I enjoy films about gardening because it's a fascinating shrub genre.
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No beating around the bush. -
Earwolf? I thought this was Airwolf. But I guess this explains why Jan Michael Vincent isn't hosting. YET.
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Watch your back, Scott! He's got a formidable helicopter! -
I keep all my jokes in a Jackie Mason jar.
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That's all I got. -
All saws are hand saws if you're cutting hands off with them.
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Home Hardware for Psychos -
As they said at the trial of the man with one testicle, "the ball's in your court."
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