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On behalf of Canada, I apologize for Nathan's comments and assure you that he does not speak for the rest of us. We have revoked his Tim Horton's gift card privileges accordingly.
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As far as I'm concerned, urine is the original streaming service.
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Indeed it will simply have to sit. Comfortable chairs all around! -
Now that I'm an adult, I don't boycott things. I MANcott them.
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Grown ass mancott. -
As far as I'm concerned, urine is the original streaming service.
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I begrudge the Voblex nothing! How could I when I also keep one under my bed? -
talking about other peoples' catchphrases is almost as good as writing ones yourself.
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Oh, Voblex! You know I love ya! -
Diabetes confuses me because I don't really know what a betes is let alone what colour to dye it.
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Healthcare is important. -
You know your life is rough when the person who stole your identity returns it with a sympathy card.
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The problem with Smurf comedians is that they always work blue.
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That's the Smurf and the Smurf of it. -
That guy really knows how to hold a grudge. And, of course, grudge is what I call my penis.
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Boop. -
The only comedy broadcast available in plaid!
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Because we believe in interviewing people of all stripes. -
I just dropped off my Yamaha keyboard at the hospital because I'm an organ donor.
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I just dropped off my Yamaha keyboard at the hospital because I'm an organ donor. -
Four lumps diagonally? Pretty sneaky cyst!
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Gross -
Despite his efforts to raise awareness, the hippos would always remain hungry, hungry.
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Marble - ous. -
I just listened and it's CLEARLY a bit. Daly and Gelman play along. If a person finds it personally offensive, well, that's certainly their right. Who am I to say what an individual should or shouldn't be offended by? But to suggest that it's some indicator of a deep-rooted problem with Jewish people is pretty ridiculous. Look at the people Scott and PFT work with on a regular basis; pretty diverse group. Would they be super keen on working with them if they had this deep disdain? Not bloody likely. Sorry to the OP; while you were personally offended, that is your right. But looking for some over-arching, underlying hate? No, that doesn't exist. There's simply no evidence.
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Fuck you, hummingbirds! Learn the songs like all the other birds!
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Jerks. -
Wordplay is like Coldplay without the music.
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Literary fact. -
He was so consumed by jealousy that when she took a pregnant pause, he would demand to know who the father was.
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He was so consumed by jealousy that when she took a pregnant pause, he would demand to know who the father was. -
Well, aren't you Mister High & Mighty? You aren't? Then I've been delivering mail to the wrong house for years.
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You're welcome, Stamps.com -
So... it seems that WASN'T who you have to blow to get a cup of coffee around here.
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Thank heaven I didn't try to get decaf. -
How many other podcasts can say THAT?
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I've heard of small fry, but STIR fry? Well, actually I HAVE heard of that. Sorry to trouble you.
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I had forgotten. -
We've set the bar high, which makes it really difficult to order drinks.
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Cheers! -
May it please the court, I'd like to get a little sexy with this.
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(puts on LL Cool J's "Doin' It")