AprilFoolsRebel

This is one I love. I know it's bad, but it's like your favourite junk food that keeps pulling you back! If I come accross it on cable, I watch it to the end every time. I think that's the hallmark of a good bad movie!

...but have you seen a person without skin? It's DISGUSTING.

A sequel to a what was already a terrible movie? Sounds like fun to me!

...why the hell did I watch so many seasons of Survivor? It was horrible.

...why the hell did I watch so many seasons of Survivor? It was horrible.

I couldn't help it: this just made me laugh!

It's been a while and correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Cena's character escape explosive firey death by jumping out a window at least three times in this one? Rule of three means it must be chosen.

This podcast isn't just free. It's gluten-free.

Just to interject: I want that Scott and Tim leprechaun buddy movie!

How did it get made? They read the script then uttered the words, "Rowdy Roddy Piper is signed to star."

That's a scientific fact from the Moustache Institute.

For example, Van Damme in "Universal Soldier" - I just want to eat. Or Van Damme in "Double Impact" - I can do the splits, no problem! Or Van Damme in "Hard Target" - What kind of a name is Chance? JCVD: Well... my momma took one... Or Van Damme in.....wow, he has a lot of daffy one liners. But you get the idea. What's the one standout quote you yell at your friends for weeks afterward until they stop speaking to you and you wind up so, so alone.....(sniff)

I mean it's not a reinactment of Shrek. Get your mind out of the gutter.

It's like having that little extra turd when you think the diarrhea is finished.

Just enjoy the earwax loosening sounds of this sweet podcast. Or Kenny Loggins.

Also, In black and white for that classy, Oscar-winning look.

It also takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... but even FEWER muscle to punch someone in the mouth.

Seriously. I'm calling the cops.

I do want to get this one on DVD. It's bad... yet it works somehow!

Hells yeah! I totally forgot about this movie! (Thanks to years of intensive therapy.) Has there been any other sequel that so perfectly and compeletely screws the original pic within the first five minutes of the film? You can pretty much hear Connery rushing out the door to cash the check!

With just a hint of mace.

Now who gets the company car?

Turn down that damn podcast and finish mowing the lawn before your father gets home.

From the Secret Double Probation Great Director's Cut of Apocalypse Now

Blarg! So insane! It's a car wreck that you can't turn away from!