AprilFoolsRebel
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That oven isn't going to clean itself. Unless it's one of those fancy self-cleaning ovens, in which case, stop rubbing your wealth in my face.
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You'll Rue McClanahan the day you talked trash about "The Golden Girls".
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Today's catchphrase doesn't exist because I refuse to recognize February 29th. Take THAT Gregorian calendar!
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I'm starting to think hiring mimes for my phone sex line was a mistake.
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I scream! You scream! We all scream for ice cream! THIS IS THE BEST CULT EVER!
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Let's be honest: ALL baking is erotic baking. Which is why I'm banned from so many bakeries.
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It's official; my comedy stripper name is Butt Seriously.
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Let's not stand on ceremony. Because Ceremony is the name of my hamster.
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Danger is my middle name but it's pronounced, "Leonard".
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I was living the life of Riley until I got charged with identity theft.
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Say what you want about male porn stars, but those guys work hard.
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I practice safe sex but the combination lock can make it pretty awkward.
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People don't like Groban jokes, but they need to remember we're just Josh'in around.
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I traded in my tears and got mild phobias back. Tears for Fears my ass!
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After Marky Mark left, the group stopped showering, thus truly becoming "the Funky Bunch."
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You can be pleased as Punch. Just don't judge like Judy.
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YOU can hang your stockings with care. I'm using nails like a normal person.
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Lap dance? I thought it was LARP dance. So I wore my Jon Snow outfit for nothing!?
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I'll have you know my grandmother knitted me these slacks!
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Stop telling me to get off my high horse when my horse is clearly drunk!
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If you don't know the difference between "diorama" and "diarrhea" your marks on that school project are going to suffer.
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