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I always bring Jello with me when I check in at hotels because I know there's ALWAYS room for Jello.
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All the world's a stage and I'm still just an understudy.
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I just wish they weren't lactose intolerant.
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Sure misery loves company... but it's still polite to call before you show up so misery has a chance to tidy up the house a bit.
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90% of people who Wang Chung tonight will regret it the next day.
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In the words of Zombie Marie Antoinette, "Let them eat Cake Boss."
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Today is the first word of the rest of this sentence.
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Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger.... but she DOES work in a gold mine.
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I walked away from the strains of "Our House" for I knew that way lead to Madness.
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Geddy Lee stole my seat at the concert, but then I guess that's no surprise when it's Rush seating.
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I heard you can't go home again so I just keep wandering the streets.
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I've been asked if I just fell off the turnip truck which is weird because that seems like a really niche market delivery company.
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Al Gore went to the dentist to have someone look at An Inconvenient Tooth
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The brain is the sexiest organ... unless you include the Yamaha Electone EL-90 because "Light My Fire" sounds awesome on one of those.
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You can't feed an old dog new Trix because Trix are for kids.
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The future's so bright I gotta make references to a song from 1986
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I tried out to be the new lead singer of the Silver Bullet Band, only to be told, "Close but no Seger."
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We built this city on rock n' roll.... which was very much against the advice of the architects.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones... HEY! What are you doing with those sticks and stones?
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To this day, scholars struggle with one of the greatest philosophical questions posed to humankind -
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Never date a camel. They are all about dry humping.
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Nazi weather reports are the most inaccurate. It's always, "Hail, hail, hail."
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Sponsored by the official drink of airport security, Nook and Cranny Apple Juice.
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Young Del Monte didn't want to get into the fruit business, but alas succumbed to pear pressure.
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