AprilFoolsRebel
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Don't call it a comeback. It's a hatchback. You really don't know cars, do you?
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I shouldn't keep eating this bread but I'm a gluten for punishment.
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Before this orgy ends, let's take a moment to remember all those who came before us.
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I won't tell you about the slightly taller building right now. It's another story altogether.
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I was about to call you SONY but I know shouldn't stereotype.
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I hate cow tipping. Twelve percent always seems like way too much.
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I have a huge collection of 12 inch rulers because I have a serious foot fetish.
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The endless legal battles following the death of the last of the Stooges proved the old saying true; Moe money, mo' problems
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Making a list. Checking it twice. The NSA is really taking the holidays seriously.
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Say what you will about a buccaneer but I think we can all agree it's a good deal on ears.
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Today, we head into the deep secluded forest and hunt the most dangerous game of all - Monopoly: The Big Bang Theory Edition
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My mama said there'd be days like this when she was teaching me the days of the week.
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(Submitted on behalf of my daughter) I bet a knuckle sandwich would be pretty good if you took the bones out.
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I'm walking on sunshine... but I'm not sure I have the right shoes for it.
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You can catch more flies with Honey than with Honey 2, the one without Jessica Alba.
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Ghosts put the boo in booty. (Please don't use this. I am not proud of it.)
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Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what Don Knotts did for our country.
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As we near the most important presidential election in history, let us all take a moment to Wang Chung tonight.
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Oh, how the Mighty, Mighty Bosstones have fallen!
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How many calories in a booger? Asking for a friend.
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Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Oh, it IS a banana? You know, that's actually disturbing.
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I can't get enough James Earl because I have a James Earl Jones.
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I'm the type of person who burns bridges. Which is why I am no longer representing noted actor Jeff Bridges.
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