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I have my father's eyes, my mother's nose and some homeless guy's kidneys.
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As we say in the Human Resources Department, this time, it's personnel.
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Let's be honest: "quarter pounder" sounds like someone having sex with a very specific type of currency.
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When Sting dies will we start referring to him as Stung?
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When I asked the party planners what flavours Donkey Punch came in, they left immediately.
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Is the children's song "Skip to My Lou" about Lou Grant?
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Call me a romantic but the left ventricle will always have a special place in my heart.
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I enjoy films about gardening because it's a fascinating shrub genre.
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Earwolf? I thought this was Airwolf. But I guess this explains why Jan Michael Vincent isn't hosting. YET.
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I asked the gardener what was wrong. He shrugged and said, "Something about that bush just shrubs me the wrong way."
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All saws are hand saws if you're cutting hands off with them.
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As they said at the trial of the man with one testicle, "the ball's in your court."
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It's time we had a talk about the birds and the Bea Arthurs...
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It's not the heat... it's some other Sandra Bullock movie.
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It puts the lotion in the basket... and now you have the start of a really nice gift basket.
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Sometimes, beneath the light of the full moon, you will catch a glimpse of pixies playing - that's your chance to request "Bone Machine".
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I left my heart in San Francisco... so my heart transplant is pretty much screwed.
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I'm Cecil and this is Lee. Separate, we are weak. Together, we are Cecily Strong.
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The secret to taming wild, frizzy hair is to show no fear and talk to it in a calm, soothing voice.
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