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    Episode 127.5 - Minisode 127.5

    now if these two boys could talk, this is what they would be saying. note both of them have gold chains, class all the way.
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    Episode 127.5 - Minisode 127.5

    That's the Tom Selleck playgirl photo I think, from looking at google images for that other masterpiece. That reminds of a very uninteresting pointless story that i am now going to share with you. when I was a young man i was over at my friends house one time to see, I think it was the TV show "V" and what was on the wall of this home, a photo of Tom Selleck just like that one. and I'll never forget seeing that photo, and that uneasy feeling I got from seeing that photo just hanging from a wall on the home. because up to that point in my life most of the people I had run into had been very normal white caller folk and yet good old tom's mother had felt the need to hang this stupied picture on the wall. what was she thinking when she hung that on the wall for everyone to see. it wasn't porn but it wasn't art. Tom, my childhood friend was a bit white trash I think.
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    Beowulf (1999)

    There can only be one, Beowulf!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFOo3YBi-ZI This movie is crap, NO Christopher Lambert trade mark dry laugh and I was sooo looking forward to that too. I would say it's on the level of Mortal Kombat.
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    The Paul Scheer, movie list.

    on the happening just go read the thread. short story never happening because of june's fear of aliens and trees. Ohh and robots. We may have to make a list of June's fears.
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    The Paul Scheer, movie list.

    I agree, but what order should the list be in. how would I know what order to add them, just add them to the bottom? 17 Beastly 18 Predators 19 Soul man if you want to take over and add your own list, by all means. I don't know if paul ever said showgirls or not I just added it being a smart ass. Pauls also recommended movies on other shows like Doug Loves Movies do those count?
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    Jere Burns #256

    Love Jere Burns in "Justified" looking at his IMDB profile he has done some questionable work. like ABC Afterschool Specials LOL.Jake and the Fatman. his imdb profile also says he's most known for 'Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles' but for me Jere Burns is always going to be Wynn Duffy from Justified. I can never remember his name but when he shows up on a tv shows like From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series, Bates Motel a big smile comes on my face. I got the feeling we have not seen the best of Jere Burns just yet. and I hope some great movie director sees that in him that i see. a great star yet to be seen as the brilliant actor he is.
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    First look at Kindergarten Cop 2

    what bugs me even more is that Microsoft notebook we see on tv shows and yet can never buy.. I think it was a acer notebook as a gift to bloggers but never really ever sold to the general public. much like the microsoft glass table you can see on Hawaii five o. here is another fake microsoft product you can't really buy. I see that every time and I just laugh. there is that notebook... This is the acer notebook that was a gift to bloggers who would use Microsoft blog site. it may have been given to people in television to use as a promote item. but last time I checked you can't buy it anywhere.
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    Episode 127.5 - Minisode 127.5

    When I first watched this movie months ago, i got very excited about Diane Lane as she was so good in "Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains" as I am a long time fan of that movie, long before i ever started listening to The Fogelnest Files with Jake Fogelnest. I had that movie taped on beta. in the old super channel days, when two powerful channels ruled the world or in Canada anyway. and then the movie played and Diane Lane got up on stage and started singing the most toneless songs. this movie had another name to it, white people can't sing. Rick Moranis plays a dick headed manager who isn't very good at managing his own wardrobe check out his shirt. plaid on plaid shirt. and yes that is Elizabeth Daily you remember her from peewees big adventure and Valley Girl. I thought she was hot. I am not sure I would compare this movie to anything Joel Schumacher would ever do. the worlds worst director. second to Uwe boll. watch for Bill Paxton in this movie and get ready to be let down by no one-liner.
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    Shanghai Surprise (1986)

    this has gone on way too dam long we need to find a Madonna movie. this could be it but I am open for others.
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    Episode 127.5 - Minisode 127.5

    I got a email from amazon saying the apple is on it's way, got excited tell I realized it's the apple movie and not a iphone. I WANTED A IPHONE!!!!!!! Streets of Fire is going to be great! it's a more watchable movie.
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    Dune (1984)

    some of you may have already seen this but here goes. Dune Week: Spice Stuffed Sandworm Bread whats really wrong with this movie if anything at all. is the mindless voice overs from all of the actors. each character has his or her own narration, Like "he will know the ways is if born to them" at one point in the picture every characters got this narration or voice over. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBNsDi6jI5M it's like your watching a movie for the visually impaired.
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    Episode 127 - Kazaam: LIVE!

    Thanks Lando, I already knew about that site. my beef was on just how stupied these streaming services are and how they don't let you search the database with out a membership. it's a con to lure you into paying each month for a box full of shit movies you didn't want in the first place. I just needed to get that off my chest is all. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0acEl97ZBME It's really my own fault I should of know that the apple was going to come to HDTGM land. the tip off was when paul said he really liked the cannon movie The Wild Story Of Cannon Films Electric Boogaloo, The problem is most of those films are out of print or hard to find. Not all of them but it's clear that the apple is not in print anymore. I got a roasting a turkey so I got to keep a eye on here. you don't know if you have to really kill the bird before you roast it do ya ? Just lure it in and hit roast, you know it's ready when it stops moving. Kidding. I forgot to thank EllenM for looking that up for me. Thank you and everyone else here who tried to help.
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    First look at Kindergarten Cop 2

    is this from the makers of Jingle All the Way 2 , I can't see Dolph Lundgren being funny. Arnold on the other hand is because he can use witty one liners. from the director of "Who's Your Caddy?"
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    Episode 127 - Kazaam: LIVE!

    there is the poster for that movie. EllenM I found a fix for that, you may already know about it, but it works for me. at the bottom of that page is a search bar you enter in the link viva cut and paste and 99% of the time it unblocks you. also on some links you have to remove the s in HTTPS part of the url to get them to work. I so hate when that happens and I've even written google about this very problem. I still have not heard back from them but I am sure they are working day and light to come up with a good solid solution.
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    Episode 127 - Kazaam: LIVE!

    They had gone over budget with the poster art so this is what the film looks like.
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    Episode 127 - Kazaam: LIVE!

    Ryan Sz what is his characters name in Straight Outta Compton and does it have a mission?
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    Episode 127 - Kazaam: LIVE!

    they had it coming master, that one kid was making fun of my jedi outfit and then my hair.
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    Episode 127 - Kazaam: LIVE!

    Blockbuster is out of business here, but it is still a company for streaming. we've got itunes, shomi Netflix CraveTV Youtubes limited renting cable company on-demand service. But the problem with all of these services is minus youtube and itunes, is you can't search them for a film in question with out having an account already. would you shop at amazon if you had to have account first and could not even look at the site with out one? so what good is the service if I have to stay active with a paying account if I can't just quickly see whats on that service. This marketing may work well for costco but doesn't work for online content. this is the fundamental problem with all of these kind of services and the reason most of us have given up on cable to begin with. 99 channels and there is nothing on and no real good way to manage any of them in the first place. what most of these company's have to do and need to do is create a super easy interface that lets other people like TV Guide.com create an app that can read those websites and report what's on where. they sort of do this but it doesn't work. plus we need to do away with copyright rules for world wide distribution and offer the item world wide and not locked down to What we really need to do is have a service that just offers the moon and forgets limited movie catalogs altogether. if they did that at a reasonable price then they could do away with online piracy in a heartbeat. but until that happens it's download and burn. anyway I just spend 30 dollars to buy a used copy of the apple today. lets hope I don't get burnt. apple shares are going up people so if you haven't got a copy yet it's buy buy buy time.
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    Episode 127 - Kazaam: LIVE!

    I don't have Crapflix canada. but what really fucking annoys me is the site don't let you look around before you sign up. so you have no idea if the service is any good or has that movie your looking for. amazon.com is the service I would like to have but it's not available from Canada. I fucking hate it. I am going after the younglings first, I am going to bring balance back to the force.
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    Episode 127 - Kazaam: LIVE!

    EllenM question for you, do you have Netflix canada? can you tell me if The Apple 1980 is listed for streaming there?
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    Episode 127 - Kazaam: LIVE!

    I wish I could take credit for this.. but I did made a cartoon about it a show or so ago, I can't remember.
  22. What are you guys talking about, July Diaz points out where NTSF:SD:SUV can be watched each week, and that Jason is still in the dictator. it's some service that is cryptic to me called HULU but both paul scheer and june have left the show for now because of other projects.
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    Episode 127 - Kazaam: LIVE!

    from the man who though Crispy Chocolate Peanut Butter French Toast. was a good idea. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXweq5wKOd8
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    Episode 127 - Kazaam: LIVE!

    Could be the worlds greatest movie ever made but I'll never know because as soon as Tim enters camera area it's like get that tool time ass off my tv!! No thanks. there is something about that guy that just turns me right off. I would go to a Hayden Christensen acting seminar before i would ever try and watch Galaxy Quest again. Speaking of Cannon Films apple stocks are going up to 44 dollars a share. in the canadian market. they are up to CDN$ 123.33
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