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    Christmas suggestions

    Saving Christmas is number one on the list but the question remains. is it unwatchable bad or entertainingly bad. Birdemic to me is entertainingly bad. Fred Claus would be good, i've never watched that movie yet. but i like Paul Giamatti and yet I some how find myself swearing at the type of movies he agrees to be in. Like lady in the water, yet i sort of liked that movie oops.
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    Showgirls (1995)

    I remember Kevin Nealon at one point did a great Michael Bolton impersonation on Saturday night live. thank you NBC Copyright police. he would rewrite other peoples work. it ended with happy birthday being copied as a song. I think Show Girls would be perfect and I am never going to give up on this dream, they can take away the happening. the smurfs. even Dreamcatcher, yet i would die to see it on HDTGM. but Show Girls is just fucking crazy. I've read that Paul has said something around the lines of not doing movies that are just plain terrible. but then they go ahead and do a movie like "Ernest goes to jail" a fucking stupid movie. I never watched that movie because it so annoyed me, just by the box cover art alone and then not too long after that we got hulk hogan, bottom of the barrel of movies. Mind you they did manage to make a very entertaining podcast out of all of those. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv5vMJKBAbo was this the inspiration for nick cages hair? I want to look like Michael Bolton please! I wish someone could edit this Michael Bolton video and cut out all of his scenes and replace them with scenes from conair with nick cage.
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    Christmas suggestions

    100 episodes. any idea what it is?
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    Showgirls (1995)

    I am still working on my conspiracy theory about why this hasn't been picked yet for HDTGM..
  5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOVFvcNfvE just adding this here so I can come back later and say I told you so.. I got a bad feeling about this!
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    Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: Episode VII Trailer - George Lucas' Special Edition
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    Blood Shot 2013

    Vampires fight the war on terrorism. You read that right.
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    Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

    PlanBFromOuterSpace - Soccer Ball Droid. someone placed a fake starwars photo in the IMDB page. Darth vader selfie photo. http://www.imdb.com/...6?ref_=md_md_nx I can't paste it here because iMDB has some random number changing photos paths on all of it's photo urls.
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    Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

    but that's it, Millennium Falcon and it looks new or restored not sure what's up with that. John Williams music played in Phantom Menace too remember. that doesn't mean anything. You maybe right that its not Yoda, it could be a Yoda type character not sure but we don't get to see him so it feels like a bad cartoon version of Yoda. it could be like Simon Pegg's character who's playing a cousin of jar jar and Andy Serkis is playing a future Yoda type character we have yet to meet. we never did ever learn where the hell Yoda was from. sure hope they explain that. LOL not. Mind you it does sort of sound like yoda.it's just odd. In all fairness there really isn't much in that trailer or teaser too really judge. we will have to see. I hope your right, seanotron. but it is a disney movie and not George Lucas.
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    Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

    none of the things that we love, NO C3PO, no R2D2. just some fucking rolling ball robot droid.I know this is going to be a 50/50 slit upon tell we see the full movie but what is up with that light saber sword. This is the scene that did it for me. that cross saber. it's really a stuped idea. None of the stars of the movie are in the trailer. and dont' get me started about yodas voice. I could do a better yoda then who ever that guy was. I've seen guys at comic con do a better yoda. May as well of got this guy, I love most of J.J. Abrams work, but i think this could be his breaking point. I had the same feeling when the The Phantom Menace got made and it started with Jar Jar Binks in the second traller I think? Not sure. but as soon as i had seen Jar Jar Binks I knew I wasn't going to like this movie and I hated all three of them. I just wish they would just leave star wars alone and restore the originals and undo all the crazy CGI shit that lucas did to the original movies.
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    Terminator: Genisys (2015)

    Ohh i haven't started to voice my feelings about this peace of shit, I just haven't taken it all in yet. I only got to watch the trailer last night. there is a lot of moments that make you think, did I just see that. Yep i did notice the CGI hand. so we can all chew at that. I got upset about T-Genisys as soon as I seen the entertainment weekly cover with matt smith in it.
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    The Pirate Movie (1982)

    I could see Jason making a lot of happy ending jokes. the song happy endings in the film, never mind. BTW I remember seeing this in a mini theater in the 80s, it was a horrible painful experience then. that and "annie" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V93_rDhxrXk The only good part about this movie is this scene, as you get to walk out of the theater after it. hehe Enjoy, your welcome. Note:afterthought I don't think I could ever watch this movie again. it was that bad the first time.
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    Terminator: Genisys (2015)

    This doesn't look as bad as the force awakens. I was pissed right off when I watched that this weekend. MInd you I was really upset and not in a happy place. but I just did not feel the force or love in that trailer.
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    Episode 98.5 — Minisode 98.5

    That's too bad, How are they going to make a new twin peaks with out bob. I don't think that can be done. I wish they could of picked this tv movie to do rather then View to a kill, there is only one greatest villain of all time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W60ZmuO0YE anyone else try and watch that ? God was that horrible, it was like a dinner theater version of peter pan.
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    Episode 98.5 — Minisode 98.5

    anyone know if in that Frank Pierre Presents: is that bob from twin peaks playing the indian at the end? sure looks like him with smile he's got. justinmh05- none of the rating sites are 100% right. I think most people just login and rate a movie, what it already is at. like IMDB everyone said it was 5% so I guess I'll give it 5 % too. I like all of the old bond movies and shit on me for saying it they are a lot better then the new ones. I hate the new ones, I don't like Daniel Craig as James bond. I wish they would of gone back to the 1950's cold war era. have the old cars with the new tricks and do things they could never have done with the original movies. to me that's james bond's real time frame. not the 2000 decade.
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    Largo 12/05 shows

    little birdie told me, you better like bond movies! Both of these films show up around new years time on cable.
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    Trancers 2

    The first one looks fucking crazy and then I found out they made a SECOND ONE!! ohh man.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg7OPwASvE8 trailer for the first one, I personally think this could be a two part podcast. This has got HDTGM all over it. Feels like termanator meets bladerunner on a low budget.
  18. I found this poster today, you'll notice it. I swear to god I did not fuck with this. IMDB Like that's a good selling point for this movie! You remember this peace of shit film, in the name of the king, well your going to love this. what are they thinking..
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    "The Sylvester Stallone Podcast"

    -Cameron H I like it, it looks great so far.
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    "The Sylvester Stallone Podcast"

    I'd make the team a bit bigger in the photo, like Paul and Jason and June seem to far away in the distance to really notice who they are. something I like about the original podcast poster. My pet peeve about Junior podcast poster is it doesn't fit a normal podcast poster size on my phone, ie it's not square. but it is a work of art all in itself because it's funny. even if it's really badly done. My stuff is just done for personal entertainment. I Just want to learn Photoshop and if I can also make other people have a good laugh then it's worth it, other wise whats the point. I think a person could spend the rest of there life using photoshop and not learn every feature and option in it and really a powerful program. I just noticed June's got man arms in that photo LOL, that part is funny.
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    Christmas with The Kranks (2004)

    answered my own question: YES!!! He was in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) But he didn't star in that movie or get on the movie poster so I am not sure if that counts.
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    Christmas with The Kranks (2004)

    On a scale of one to ten, Ten being the worst. How irritating is Tim Allen in this movie.? I've never watched this movie and yet I've seen it on a lot of those worst Christmas movie lists. For me Tim Allen is on the level of Rob Schneider of comedy. Hey did Rob Schneider ever make a christmas movie?
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    "The Sylvester Stallone Podcast"

    -Cameron H. Now you've gone and done it, you've some how inspired me. I have a really great idea for a poster but I am not sure if I have the time to make it so. If you want to take the germ of the idea and go head and make it, be my guest. Make a expendables style film poster but with only paul's head over all of the actors faces... LOL but use the stollone podcast as the logo, get it. I could so see that, I got a good vision of it in my head, it could be funny. another verison.
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    "The Sylvester Stallone Podcast"

    Return of my podcast poster. if it's too tasteless then I will hit delete..it's inspired by king of comedy. I was having such a shity day yesterday, this made me smile so in some sick way it was all good.
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    Episode 97.5 — Minisode 97.5

    this isn't acting she's just talking about her real life, Ohh that Miley.
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