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    Episode 97.5 β€” Minisode 97.5

    it's the thanksgiving episode but I hope you enjoy chicken and not turkey. This weeks show is sponsored by chickens. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgSKwM6YRNY
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    nic cage window wiper .. i want one

    now there is an arnold one too. This is going to become a bigger problem then cell phone drivers. WIth my luck someone would break into my car just to still that stupid thing.
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    Christmas suggestions

    I was talking about this movie.. ya that's the ticket.. lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G1WEixEYa8 I am sorry if I hurt your feelings and had a opinion, lets move on.
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    "The Sylvester Stallone Podcast"

    Episode 8 best episode so far..
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    Christmas suggestions

    mariami- is the Grumpy cat movie on the level of this. The Christmas Consultant: I have no idea how one would even see this other then by downloading it illegally and I don't even think you could do that as it's looks that bad. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wK61Fi1oL8 This trailer is sponsored by robitussin: Now with codeine. totalfilm.com has a list of the 100 worst christmas movies on number one is "Surviving Christmas" Mixed Nuts (1994) is on that list that looks promising. Two Vince Vaughn movies on that list, Fred Claus (2007) and Four Christmases (2008) Christmas Vacation 2 is talked about on round up list 35min mark.
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    Christmas suggestions

    You won a lovely Bob Ross painting. ENjoy:-)
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    The Room: The Opera

    I would so much love to see Fight Club the musical.. I so wish I had that clip of Bill Murray singing footloose on David Letterman. He did it before it was a Musical.
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    The Room: The Opera

    if you have not seen the room then don't watch this, can't say I didn't warn you... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaBKi0RWmHc
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    Christmas suggestions

    I am sorry, firsttimecallerlongtimelistenr. That Graumpy Cat movie reminds me of a video we like to watch each year from the BBC... Grumpy Guide To Christmas BBC I sorry about the right channel audio, I didn't encode it. there is a great part in that about christmas card terror.
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    Christmas suggestions

    are we talking about the same movie here? I am shocked at how many Tim Allen christmas movies there are. looking at IMDB it's shocking.. there is only one good Tim Allen movie listed there and it's Toy Story. Hands down the best one he's in and you know why that is because we don't get to see his face in it. Just my two cents.
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    Christmas suggestions

    How many Christmas movies has Tim Allen made?
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    The Wahlberg Solution 2

    I love the Wahlberg Solution show, and I think Daniel Van Kirk does an awesome job with this show and excellent Mark Wahlberg but after listening to this show twice now I dare say it James Adomian stole the show with his Jesse Ventura. to the level I would call channeling. LOL I think Jesse Ventura gets light headed each time James does Jesse the body Ventura.. a little bit of his soul is sucked out of his body and into James Adomian.
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    Christmas suggestions

    Just like Safeway's as soon as Halloweens over IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME EVERYONE!!! Please no Tim Allen movies, I don't find him funny. just remember your going to have to watch this movie again at some point in time. Personally, I can't think of Christmas with out saint Nicolas. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGHRkervPL4 Trapped in Paradise (1994) how many Christmas movies has Ben Affleck made? mind you that Surviving Christmas sounds tempting. I wish Nicolas cage would do a Santa Claus movie. Bad Santa 2: new Orleans? something a rather.
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    Left Behind (2014)

    I knew I wasn't alone on this, Someday Ryan Sz there will be a Nicolas Cage hair museum. complete with wax statues and outfits from his movies. and all of the hair props from his films. This will have to be in las Vegas Nevada. I am going to get my picture with his snake skin jacket from wild at heart, the dream is alive. lets make it so people.
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    2047 Sights Of Death (2014)

    So I watched this movie this weekend.. OHH MY GOD!, this is fallout3 the movie.. or so it feels like it was trying to be. what happen, they didn't get the rights to the Fallout3 Video game franchise, so they used the name 2047 and copycat some story ideas. I am not kidding here. Stephen Baldwin taking anti-radiation meds and talking to Danny with his pipboy3000. ohh btw I was wrong about this movie. it's Canadian! it needs a Canadian flag in the films poster.. and the words your welcome from the government of Ontario, tax money well spent. QUESTION OF THE DAY: why is it that some kid on can make a more realistic prop then a film maker..and it works!!! So that's what Danny Glover's computer room looks like or the basement of his home. I think they shot all of his scenes at his down stairs computer room on the weekend. maybe they couldn't get him into Canada or he's just too old to travel that far north. not sure but most of the movie he is only shown in his basement room, mumbling into a mic. You can't understand a word he says during the beginning of the movie when he try's to explain the back story. anyway it doesn't matter the back story. it's 2047 and nothing much has changed as far as technology goes. if anything it's gone backwards. you see because of the nuclear war, LCD screens can no longer fiction as computer monitors and man kind has gone back to Good old CRT's. :lol:/> Plus target must of had a deal on fingerless gloves because every actor in this movie has fingerless gloves on. Ohh and this is what a mutant looks like in this film. only had the budget to hire one..so you better like her. Enter Michael Madison and it’s just over-the-top crazy, his character is a man for hired Hitman who gets a phone call from his boss. as we first see him in the movie, he's getting a blowjob from a woman. but right-after, the girl is done going down on him, he pulls her head up and reaches up for a kiss on the lips. he gives her a kiss on the lips right away. it is so fucking gross. and then just to show what a good guy he is, to thank her for the lovely blowjob he gets the door guy to shoot her in the head. Because it turns out she's no good at the art as he explains. This movie was worse then I had expected it to be, but fun at the same time. it's got a bit of that did Uwe boll direct this bad feel to it at times. by the end of the movie i found myself cheering on Michael Madison to kill Stephen Baldwins character. and I'll leave it at that.
  16. 2047 Sights Of Death (2014) or as I like to call it "Bring out the dead". The dream team of D list actors? or B list not sure. I SWEAR TO GOD, I DID NOT MAKE THIS POSTER!!! all that is missing is a USA Flag other wise it's perfect! Stars:Danny Glover, Daryl Hannah, Michael Madsen, and Stephen Baldwin and what's is it about: IMDB has no description, and why would you need to have a story line. and if you got thinking you could blame us canadians for this your gravely mistaken. it's made where all fine things are made Italy. or so that's what IMDB says. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oumZY8OWnHw What a sweet smelling rose this is. Your welcome, enjoy..
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    "The Sylvester Stallone Podcast"

    I'm shocked that Paul hasn't thought of using a Stallone soundboard. Has to be one on iTunes. No sound board :-( what is wrong with this world, when no ones made a stallone sound board..
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    Episode 97 β€” Rhinestone: LIVE!

    UPDATE: Did anyone else notice the crazy redneck guy pouring salt into his beer. Right after Stallone's character goes from Dolly land to the bar, for the first time. And Stallone's character runs into her ex-boyfriend, unknowingly. Watch the guy to the left, he can be seen pouring salt into his beer glass, he does this twice. It's right before the boyfriend character introduces himself and talks about how he likes his beer foamy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozXRnVlWI4g found it on youtube, move to 28sec mark watch the guy on the left hand side and his beer glass. Does it again at 1.4min mark
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    "The Sylvester Stallone Podcast"

    justinmh05 - They almost had me.
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    Episode 97 β€” Rhinestone: LIVE!

    NO the sound track has been taken off the market thanks to the united states defense department. it's now used as a weapon of destruction, using ultrasound speakers. if you look on you tube you can find most of the songs from the movie there.
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    "The Sylvester Stallone Podcast"

    I already called it, I declared shenanigans!
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    Episode 97 β€” Rhinestone: LIVE!

    The five star reviews paul readed where outstanding. but what I found funny is later looking at amazon how many 5 star reviews there are. I mean I've never seen that many 5 star reviews for a movie of this level.
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    Episode 97 β€” Rhinestone: LIVE!

    My last milking of my poster for this podcast... I am so happy Paul said it. it was a really long movie to watch. It's also the kind of movie that I remember it being funnier then it was. anyone notice that Stallone looked like Ronald McDonald with out his clown makeup on, hair wise it was spot on. My favorite part of the movie was Stallone's family dinner. You could not ask for a more stereo type Italian dinner. even at east side Mario's. also like in "over the top" he gets into a contest and only ask for a Taxi rather then say a cash prize. Too funny. another great episode in the can, 5 stars.
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    Going Overboard with Adam Sandler (1989)

    I've have this theory for a long time coming that you can tell a lot about a movie just by the film poster art it's self. See once again this theory has been proven true. this movie poster art really does say it all. I need to point out this is the real poster, Check it out on IMDB if you don't believe me. Wow 1.9 out 10 at IMDB, this could be the one. I was hoping some day they would do "Grown Ups 2".
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    The Wahlberg Solution 3

    Her robot with antidepressants broke down and she had to take it into the shop to get serviced..
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