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    Episode 92 — The 1st Annual Howdies Pt. 2

    If you guys do another Annual Howdies award show can this please be the theme music. Thank you, and your welcome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw that is such amazing video. Those girls rock!
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    Maximum Overdrive

    Nope, he looks like a diry old man with a Delorean and a young asian wife.
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    Maximum Overdrive

    That guy would not look out of place in my Neighborhood.. One guys got a DeLorean and another crazy guy up the road from me got a jeep with the Jurassic Park logo on the side. When did black rims become a thing, anyone? I am seeing a lot of trucks with black wheels and black rims and black tinted windows. I like to call them ass hole trucks. Because most of the time they drive like ass holes too.
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    2047 Sights Of Death (2014)

    it's all taco bell taco time shit. It just hit me what that trailer reminds me of, Jimmy Kimmel movie movie, every year after the Oscars he does this fake trailer for a movie that stars every actor in the known world.
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    The Apple (1980)

    I found a movie called "Apple Pie" 1976 at amazon LOL no apple. UPDATE: I found The apple 1980 on amazon thanks. not sure if i'm going to break and buy this on dvd yet. I also noticed on Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought page some of you guys have maybe watched this there already. all the clues are there. "Mr. Nanny" Maybe I've got a over active mind or dirty mind. is that woman reaching for what i think that is? an apple! You'll know it when you see it. no one notice this already? the woman in the middle... HELLO!
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    2047 Sights Of Death (2014)

    Danny Trejo is more of a fish taco guy. you know i've never had a fish taco. is that any good? its sounds like a california thing. Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez had a fish Taco truck outside of comic con for Machete kills one year.
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    Left Behind (2014)

    So I watched left behind last night and my question of the day is why do all religious movies have to suck? I mean at times the level of acting in this movie is like the room. the only thing that is strong and true during this movie is Nicolas cage. he really is a good actor and he is professional and it shows when the other actors in this film talk. as bad as this film is he is still entertaining to watch and provides a top level acting job. Kind of reminded me of Trapped in Paradise as bad as that film was, Nicolas cage is still providing a reasonable performance. he's not doing anything crazy or giving us that full cage that we have come to known and love and want. he's just there for the pay check. but the man can still make any birthday party or dinner theater event a top evening. one that will be spoken about for years to come. As far as the film goes peace of shit. Only main thing i was upset about was where the fuck was the Hare Krishnas at the airport? You goto LA-x and if you don't see Hare Krishnas, well my friend you just don't get on that dam plane. it's really just that dam simple. The only part I didn't really don't understand was the concert tickets and the daughter. "Capt Steal" yep that's his name in this film. Capt steel's daughter bought concert tickets. you would think to go on a date with her boyfriend, NOPE. She was planing to have a date with her father but she never got on the plane but her boyfriend did instead, WHAT. why was the boyfriend on the plane and not Capt steel's daughter? was the concert in some other town? Fuck this movie makes no sense. This is how you do a rapture type scene the right way from the leftovers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLT3YUALJno The Rapture scene on the airplane doesn't really work out all that well. it's missing drama, that what the fuck monument of intenseness that people would have in a Rapture like in "The Leftovers" They really got that right. you feel for that woman and her child and start to . If not you will by the end of that show. This movie you end up feeling nothing because they don't build the characters up to make you care for them. So by the end we have a heartless religious movie that is to be continued. Ohh goodie gumdrops.
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    2047 Sights Of Death (2014)

    Jon Voight's really gone into autopilot mode. Baby Geniuses and the Space Baby (post-production) when you run out of ideas you go into space. ohh speaking of John I found this,.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0qxsaBkAiU On sept 11, what! I an going to get mr Samuel L. Jackson to show off his new Jackson grill, it makes a tasty burger. seanotron I feel your pain. with Sights Of Death the level of acting in this movie is beyond bad. makes nick cages movie left behind look good. Yep you read that right. I may watch Sights Of Death tonight.
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    2047 Sights Of Death (2014)

    I would love to make a fake expendables style poster but with all actors that never say no to anything. my dream team so far is made up of. Jon Voight, Malcolm McDowell, Eric Roberts, Michael Madsen, Michael Caine, Tom Sizemore, Stephen Baldwin, Woody Harrelson? NOTSURE, My favorite offender Val Kilmer. to be fair it's 5050 with Val & Malcolm McDowell who just seems to say yes to anyone. It would not shock me if Malcolm McDowell does birthday partys and dinner theater. Who am I missing?
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    Nic Cage + Pokemon = Amazing

    I would like to kick start royal doulton collector plates with our favor actor on them.
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    The Apple (1980)

    Really having a hard time finding this movie with out buying it on dvd at crapazon. I just want to rent or watch it on youtube or some streaming site, anyone? When I search Google all find is Steve jobs / apple computer company documentary's.
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    Left Behind (2014)

    Love it, that cage is a real people helper. i've picked the perfect music for that picture. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l6vqPUM_FE
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    Left Behind (2014)

    2% on rotten tomatoes. I think I have to watch this now. Little rip at the TV show lost in that poster;.
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    Paranormal Asylum: The Revenge of Typhoid Mary

    Speaking of Tommy Wiseau if you goto imdb and click on tommys name.. You'll find this little gem.. Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance (2015) Stars: Mindy Robinson, Bai Ling, Tommy Wiseau, Eddie Deezen, Lexi Belle a porn star. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv125sP1iWc
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    2047 Sights Of Death (2014)

    SORRY I can't help myself.
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    God's Not Dead

    speaking of Stephen Baldwin, dreams really do come true, http://forum.earwolf.com/topic/19102-2047-sights-of-death-2014/
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    Episode 95.5 — Minisode 95.5

    is it ready yet? I feel like a little kid waiting for his sisters easy bake oven to start ringing.
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    God's Not Dead

    Merkin Muffley- don't feel so bad, I am defending Muslims because I got so upset watching this stuped movie, I have no idea why I wanted to watch it in the first place. and I am as white as you can get, wasp2 not the first one I love this from the urban dictionary when looking up wasp. " wasp Evil scary yellow and black stripey insect that flies around stinging people and has a nasty little face like Darth Vader, not to be confused with the humble bumble bee who is just a little flying teddy bear that makes jam and gets shit-faced on pollen. I'm not going out, I can see a wasp out there, it will kill us all." Darth Vader's a wasp, flying teddy bears, what is this world coming to.
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    Skyline 2: Beyond Skyline (2017)

    Please tell me it's got that guy from haven in it, Please...
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    halloween suggestions

    Nakist and plan9 will like this So many memories in this top 10 list of so bad they're good. At some point they got to do maximum overdrive and Flash Gordon.
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    Episode 95.5 — Minisode 95.5

    PlanBFromOuterSpace- I really enjoyed this movie too for the most part, can't complain. I like your new icon. I loved the budgie attack scene. Reminded me of nick cage not the bees scene in wicker man. I think we know why this movie was picked. paul did that monkey attack you? it's ok you can talk about it now.
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    God's Not Dead

    sorry I got into a rant. I am just upset they didn't have Stephen Baldwin in this movie.
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    killer clowns

    That figures. Mind you American Horror Story is based on real folklore stories. Like the last season was about witch's in new orleans and used the well known Marie Laveau voodoo priestess and the new Orleans axeman. Mind you Killer-clown's are more on the level of aliens another talked about subject that is on AHS. There is also a story about a three breasted woman that made the Internet. this may or may, not of been a publicity stunt for the show. a lot of people are saying it was. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODxQ-jlw0ok Season one had a real murder house in California where a guy that killed his family just before Christmas time. I guess no one's ever really lived in that house since the kills. Not sure why real clowns would be pissed off, as long as they don't look too scary they have nothing to worry about. Could be another manipulated story created by the producers to get viewers to watch the show. like i said this isn't the first time. There is also a planned spin off which is going to be called American crimes story's that is centred around OJ Simpson.
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    killer clowns

    I found those clowns that Jason Mantzoukas was talking about http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xSNiPx791A
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