jarrycanada
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I am so proud of this, it's my masterpeace. even got the font right. Note: it just hit me, T.Como could of been talking about "Age of Tomorrow 2014" that's got a 2.7 rating at IMDB.
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Problem solved: I give you, what I call "Escape From Cruise" ENJOY, other version what should the caption for this be? when tom cruise goes to disney land the ride is only just the beginning.
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I am agreeing it's not the worst movie ever made, let alone a HDTGM movie. it was ok but not anything really all that bad, more then anything I found it really boring. I was expecting a monty python style ending with them getting kicked out of the park. STOP THIS NOW IT'S SILLY!!! speaking of disneyland Jason Schwartzman got a great disneyland jail story when he was on Jimmy Kimmel Live on youtube..
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You are brilliant PlanBFromOuterSpace, they could do a trilogy, end it with " Dollywood.- it all ends here! Knott's Berry Farm trailer would looks like this,. an little kid looks up at his dad and asks where do the berrys come from? as clearly there are no farms around the park.. and dad looks around and says " I am not sure son, I am not sure"
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Leprechaun Origins
jarrycanada replied to firsttimecallerlongtimelistenr's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
No one has ever got these movie right yet. they should start out in Ireland. where some tourist go on a pub run and hit this old Irish pub and get drunk, after words they heard about this story about a old cemetery and a wooden box inside a tombstone marked general mills... so they decide to do some digging up in the old cemetery and what should they find but an old wooden box and inside of that box is not shown to the viewers just yet. But inside along with this wooden box is the remains of a long dead leprechaun who later rises. the old Irish leprechaun wakes from the dead, he is driven mad to go on a revenge killing spree. he will not stop. tell he gets the one thing that is dear to his heart.. this wooden box but in order for the tourists in the story to kill the leprechaun they need to perform an old ritual, they must take out of the box the old bracelet and say it's names of the gems stones on the bracelet out loud. "Hearts, Shooting Stars, Horseshoes, Clovers, Blue Moons,Rainbows, Balloons, Hourglass, once spoken out loud they break the curse of the old lucky charms.... -
No Retreat, No Surrender (1986)
jarrycanada replied to LeilDavidCardoza's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
didn't this movie win a NAMBLA award... Why do I get the feeling when I watch that clip that there is some coked up perverted director yelling in the background "Yes Jean, are you feeling it, I am feeling it, do some more baby! that's good"- 17 replies
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This movie really got on my nerves because I guessed the ending too quickly. it wasn't a real shocker. . Its not as crazy of a cage movie as some of his other works. like vampires kiss. its more like Trespass and Stolen, nick-cage save my daughter revenge flick. Season of the Witch is the same plot-line. I still think "vampires kiss" and "The Bad Lieutenant" are the big HDTGM contenders here. Whats the score board for nick-cage save my daughter revenge flicks, anyone? that picture on the youtube video would make a great nick cage cry with me pillow..
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I stepped in some dog shit and watched Crossbones, thinking that John Malkovich was going to be good in this. but he does a terrible accident that he can't pull off. NBC did this behind the scenes video that sums up this what they call a roller costar ride. Gess http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDk3l_P1Gx8 0.30sec mark, What the hell did Malkovich just say " it's a typically, well written character because it's a typically written!" what the hell does that mean. LOL this video is the biggist line of bull shit i've ever heard about a show. How many episodes are they going to air on tv before it gets pulled I betting less then five. it's like they have one set for the entire show.
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I do know the work of John Malkovitch. i've been a fan of his work for many years. but I feel like he was being sarcastic in a typically John Malkovitch pompous way. My two cents on it.
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Leprechaun Origins
jarrycanada replied to firsttimecallerlongtimelistenr's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
I like the trailer it makes the leprechaun seem like a alien being. I am holding out for leprechaun 3 - The reckoning -
nic cage wearing a nic t-shirt
jarrycanada replied to firsttimecallerlongtimelistenr's topic in How Did This Get Made?
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"it's a typically well written character, because it's a typically written!" I think what Mr Malkovich is saying. they keep writing this shit so it must be good. Can't have a pirate movie with out Johnny Depp or Kristy McNichol. or hell Anthony Hopkins, Mel Gibson. my fav. I wanted to watch black sails but I still have not got around to watching it off of my PVR. alot of these shows they look like they have a boat and a set and just keep re-using the same sets. IE they never go any place else. shoot some scene's with boats and re-use them, just a lot of cut scenes.
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The DirecTV commercials with the marionette people
jarrycanada replied to seanotron's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
you talking about this, is that the guy from breaking bad, who played jasper.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLmP73eAHB8 -
This just got remade this movie on life time cable channel.. it was terrible with Heather Graham. i like Heather Graham but not in this. I have not watched this movie in a long time, but I remember I liked it at the time. Not sure if it holds up to time all that well. Planning on rematching it.
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Cloud ten pictures!!! I think that says it all. wow hollywood is really running out of ideas if they are taking Kirk Cameron movies and remaking them. Nick cage is going to deliver in this movie, Joke's on us.
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Grrrr I hate Kirk Cameron. almost as much as I hate Ricky Schroder.. dare I ask what is the original Kirk Cameron trilogy?
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Street Fighter: Assassin's Fist
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you mean this isn't street fighting...- 1 reply
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I found this at badassdigest "Nicolas Cage’s LEFT BEHIND Gets The Poster It Deserves" lol
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I could see where your coming from with this movie, the story line is ridiculous.I remember that time when we sold our selfs for sex with older woman, we sure had a lot of laughs.fuck. this movie falls into catagory: it is,what it is.
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It looks like the kind of poster you would get made in a shopping mall.. "Kirk Cameron" now that's a name I have not heard in a long time, God now I feel old.
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The only Dwayne Johnson movie I have yet to ever see. You mean they made two of these movies?
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this isn't a real movie poster is it? boy that sure does look fake to me..
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Picture says "i don't think so" it case it gets taken down or breaks. Yeah I enjoyed this movie...
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this is just stolen 2,
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now you can own this limited edition collectors box set. LOL