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    Iron Sky (2012)

    I think Udo Kier got his agent on autopilot. as long as the checks clear the bank he's all in. I bet he does birthday party's and dinner theater some place too. Man wouldn't' that be a crazy night seeing Udo Kier do dinner theater.
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    Malone

    We really need a Burt Reynolds movie and I know he was in name of the king but that doesn't really count as he wasn't a lead actor in that shit flick. sorry to break your heart seanotron.
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    Videodrome

    the book Naked Lunch is a hard read. If you can get past a chapter of the book your a better reader then me. I just could not get into that book as much as the movie.it's really deep shit. it's one of my favorite movies of all time btw.Naked Lunch is anyway. but it's not everyone's cup of tea. I liked videodrome. Dead Ringers was good flick too. but Naked Lunch was my favorite, now that reminds me I have to go and rub some power on my lips... You got to love a movie with talking bugs.
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    Tank Girl (1995)

    I really got to make a mental note to my self to see this film. I've been meaning to for a long time..but it keeps escaping me.
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    Zardoz

    This movie is a classic, but it's so bad it's good. like the Gun is good, penis is evil!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOROvO2fxTc I really do love this movie. you have to see this movie to enjoy the ending of the knowing with nick cage, it's a tribute to zardoz. even uses the same music Beethoven, Symphony 7, Allegretto. I love this music, I own it on cd. you guys remember cd's don't you guys? well after seeing zardoz I had a little earworm for weeks.
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    THE CHRONICALS OF RIDDICK, FUCK YES!

    WOW, is there nothing Vin Diesel can't do... blown my mind. By the way I like the yellow pages part the best. the look on that kids face is priceless and then he does the stalker.
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    Ghost Shark

    I agree with you 110%, That kinda reminded me of the wire - eat shit scene. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjzqO6UOPFQ
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    Ghost Shark

    http://insidetv.ew.c...-first-trailer/ is there no end to this madness. Ghost Shark the trailer for this movie sorta reminds me of grindhouse don't trailer..
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    Balls of Fury

    that's ok, it's not one of Walken's best movies that comes to mind. but I'll watch any movie with Christopher Walken in it and enjoy it for what it is. even the ones with Adam Sandler in it.
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    THE CHRONICALS OF RIDDICK, FUCK YES!

    Was he in that? I don't remember him in that at all. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004874/?ref_=tt_cl_t6 I didn't mean to say all of his movies are bad. but in general they are.
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    THE CHRONICALS OF RIDDICK, FUCK YES!

    I don't know if I've ever watched XXX. I've seen parts of it on tv so many times I feel like i've watched the movie yet I sorta got that feeling i have not. You know what i mean? I've tried to watch Chronicles of Riddick but never could get into it. you see I hate Vin Diesel. he's such a bad actor and yet I find him great in the fast and the ridiculous movies. I guess he's believable as playing the kind of idiot that would be driving around town doing street racing for a living.
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    Balls of Fury

    This is a comedy movie that's made to be bad, so bad it's good. after all it's called balls of fury. I enjoyed it too.
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    The Lone Ranger (2013)

    I lost interest in the subject at hand... what did you say thestray?
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    The Host (2013)

    floatby82. that is the big problem I have with this film. I hate it when they have characters talk to the screen. What is the technical term for that, Monologue? that was one of the annoying things with dune I had. every character had it's own in Monologue. "He will know his ways as if born to them" but this film was worse for that for some reason. it could of been a good movie if they cut out all of that but we will never know. The only movie i ever liked that used this correctly was Ferris Bueller's Day Off. oh and Goodfellas. but boy if you don't do that right it will mess up a film. I even like blade runner with the Monologue.
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    Movie 43 (2013)

    these are the kind of movies that everything that was funny in the movie, is in the trailer and so when you rent it and watch it you are so let down. Just my two cents on the subject.
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    Episode 67 — Sharknado

    wow someone got paid to write that shit! holy crap. SHARKNADO was a long movie to watch, had to hit the fast forward button a lot, I may need a new remote.
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    Oscar (1991)

    I don't know if I ever seen this movie. I remember the trailer but I don't think i've ever watched it. Rhinestone is a masterpiece in crazyness. but you need hear plugs to enjoy it. We've still got that arm wrestling movie to look forward to. "Over the Top"
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    Episode 67 — Sharknado

    do it like a Eddie Murphy movie "Norbit". but with nick cage playing all the parts. How entertaining would that be.
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    Episode 67 — Sharknado

    I am glad you enjoyed that, PlanBFromOuterSpace. because thats the limits of my photoshop skills.
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    Spring Breakers

    two good points and I agree with you also cat & beard. this film is just not coco for coco puffs bad.
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    Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)

    I seem to have found the trailer for it. too bad it's not a musical http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LRIypcaIX4 Btw the full movie is on you tube lets keep it our little secret! As for the film, it looks really home made. it's no . When I was done watching this trailer at the end it recommend to me .
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    Episode 67 — Sharknado

    Good idea! Originally he is in New Orleans to see the Declaration of Independence as it's on a one time display to the public. like that would ever happen and maybe at one point in the movie he reads the Declaration of Independence out loud, Wouldn't that be great. You know pepperjack That's the funny part about Nicolas Cage, he's been in more then one movie in New Orleans but that's a good call. he seem's to think he's a southern man yet he's clearly from California. "Stolen" was in new orleans and "Zandalee" that reminds me he's doing another National Treasure 3 movie.. I woudn't bet there are other films he's done in the big easy. it just hit me, how come none of the National Treasure movies have not yet been done?
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    Episode 67 — Sharknado

    I am writng my fan fiction version of this story, I invite anyone to add to it. Nicolas Cage is in new Orleans during a flood and is sucked up by a on going hurricane. this happens in the first five mins of the movie. btw this happen because Nick's character in the film. pissed off a voodoo priestess at a local bourbon street shop because Nick didn't show respect to the local voodoo shop owner. anyway, nick piss's off the voodoo priestess and ends up getting attacked by a hurricane and his soul is sucked into the hurricane and so now being apart of the hurricane he wishes revenue on the voodoo priestess. who by the end of the movie figures out that the only real way to stop the storm is by using a local honey farmer's bee's to suck out the evil nick cage out of the hurricane and saving the town. boy that would be a good movie or not. it's just a outline. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N3Uk8Y5km8
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