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    The Adventures of Pluto Nash

    robin today is your make a wish foundation dream come true! http://www.earwolf.com/episode/the-adventures-of-pluto-nash/
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    Blood for Dracula

    You don't know what little boys do with little girls? LOL. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071233/
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    Blood for Dracula

    for the most part of this movie Dracula runs around trying to find virgin meat and gets really sick by doing so as none of the girls in this small town are virgins at all, ohh maybe one.. I love this movie it's really kid of sickly funny at times but I have not seen it in a long long time back in the days of VHS. It's a long movie to watch but it's so strangely wonderful. this was Udo Kier first real movie, he's this strange looking German actor who's been in every low budget horror film ever since. You know the guy...he's been in so many bad movies it isn't even funny. like Christopher Walken He likes to work so he oks every script he gets.. last good film he was in was Melancholia. you all may remember him from barb wire. Udo Kier has been in more bad movies then you'll ever watch in a life time.
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    Legend (1985)

    This was Ridley Scott's willow. it should have been better then it was and is a along way from Blade Runner . . i was waiting for Tim Curry to break into song in the film. you can't look at him with out thinking about it.
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    The Raven

    Never more, I don't want to see this film ever more...
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    Fast & Furious 6

    when are we going to see talking cars in these fast and furious movies. ?
  7. I am not sure if i am the first to say it. but can we please not do anymore Twilight movies. I strugged to watch this and I found it ball achingly boring. and they don't even look like vampires. they just wear white face makeup and how come they can go out in the sun..? I had somemany problmes it's not even funny when it comes to this twilight movies. in other words I enjoyed this movie as much as a prostate examination. Give me andy warhol's dracula anyday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEyblcUDdb4 forward to the 7min part is the best part.
  8. the best part of this podcast was the kids in the car youtube clip, don't want to spoil it. LOL
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    Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)

    Ya but Ryan, has anyone ever made a video came based on a movie that was any good? can you name one, I bet you can't... I have been so let down by movies made into video games. wyldride, you made me think of Monty Python and the Holy grail "King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England. " and ya they did a tv series, I think after the third highlander movie I got lost and gave up.
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    Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009)

    I broke and watched this film last night, FIVE STARS! lol kidding. It's kinda funny because it starts out like anaconda with snakes in water swimming around. cage proves he's a southern gentleman and you can really tell that from his outrageous New orleans accent... you can clearlly tell he spent a lot of time in new olreans working on it too. matter of fact no one in this movie even talks like they are from the big NO. I should know as I spent some time there. The best part of this movie is Cages gun. he's caring in his pants, this hand cannon that for the life of me how it never falls out onto the floor and goes off and shoots someone is beyond me. he's got the most ridiculousness gun I've ever seen and the way he mindlessy keeps it in his pants just blows my mind. like you would never notice a big heavey gun in your pants. they should make this into a weekly cop show. each week nic cage solves a crime by doing a lot of coke and stealing evidence. it's a win win. Please do this movie next. it's so worth the time. if you have not seen this film yet, what are you waiting for.
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    Doom (2005)

    I am still getting over the fact that they even made this stupid film. let alone watch it again.. but I am with ya on that one. it's bad.
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    Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)

    it's a kinda magic. I was just thinking about highlander today. I love the sound track to it. it had a great Director's Cut version that had extra additional footage added back to the movie. what a masterpiece the first one was... and then they did this, highlander 2 the rape. Ohh man, the only think i can remember about this film is that Sean Connery steals the film away in one scene. that is the scotish tailer. I remember seeing this in a theater and the audience droped to the floor at that point and it never got better after that. I wish they could of just left it alone and not made sequels.
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    Southland Tales (2006)

    I wanted to like southland Tales, as I loved Donnie darko as a movie, it's one of my all time favorite movies and on the trailer southland tales looks like a kick ass movie. but boy was I let down Southland tales as a film. http://www.youtube.c...bed/vtp14ikRvxo wow I forgot it had, Bai Ling in it. as soon as you see her in a film your expectations just get lowerd to the ground. Justin Timberlake is another one who lowers that excitement level. yet there are some great actors in this film and it had all the makings of a good film how they screwed it up, god only knows. Looking at IMDB, i can't remember Christopher Lambert in this movie. Ok it had Jon Lovitz in this film. that should say it all.
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    Showgirls (1995)

    for your consideration paul, do what you do best!
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    Antitrust (2001)

    I got good feeling pauls going to be doing Jobs soon.. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2357129/ it looks like it's going to be that good, based on the short clip I had seen. the guy who plays woz looks nothing like him, other then the fact that he's over sized. plus in the 80s woz wasn't fat yet. so it doesn't work. I liked Pirates of Silicon Valley better, it had the story down for the most part, even if the time line was out of place.
  16. and then,he would say would you like to touch my chest, it's warm and slinky like a bear blanket!
  17. I'll post a image but after 10 mins or so it's gone...strange. I know how to do it on other sites. and ere you have a option to post the image link, IMAGE ICON, but after 10 mins it's gone. do admins have to approveimages here or something? is what what i am seeing. I have no idea.
  18. testing
  19. Shannon, how come if I post a picture it disappears.?
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    Footloose (1984)!

    I wouldn't say it's a five star movie but it was a good movie for it's time. It was on pay tv forever in the 80s.. I remember that and the actors in this film are great... the music can now seem dated.Lets hear it for the boy!!!!
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    Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009)

    Found this on itunes for 99 cents... already downloaded it....:-)
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    The Frisco Kid

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079180/ Right after starwars they released this movie, The Frisco Kid. staring Gene Wilder and Harrison Ford. Often when you think about cowboys & Indians and the old west, what quickly comes to mind are Polish rabbi's... Gene Wilder gives us a stunning performance as rabbi Avram and Harrison Ford as his paid for hire body guard and what cowboy film would not be complete with out what looks to be white people playing native amaricans.
  23. there is some good ones.. I'll tell you... the lord of the rings ones are great.
  24. you can have a real good time just typing nic cage into google and then clicking pictures, then drag a image to the search by images. then click Visually similar images. you'll find all sorts of gems that way...
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