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Just set 2 eps of total divas to record. Have seen promos during Kardash and was meaning to check it out. I'll report back.

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great work on the forums last week. Jeff Ullrich called us into his office and silently poured a small amount of extra sand into the hourglass he keeps on his desk with Reality Show Show written on it, so I think that means it worked or whatever.

What do you guys think of Orange Is The New Black? #OITNB

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New ep is in the can. Drops Tuesday. B Bro and Challenge on the menu. #peace #trust #georgebushthree

Hey gang, sorry for the radio silence. Hayes's butt surgery had some unexpected complications and he is currently wearing a special underwear that can't be near microphones. Doctors think he will make a full recovery and we will record a new show on either the 6th of July or the following weekend. Thank you for your continued support during this trying time. I've seen preliminary photos of the finished butt and I promise it will be worth it.

hey gang, just wanna clarify that the break thing is not a bit. we will miss doing the show and we will miss mixing it up with you on the forums, but we will be back before you know it. the real reason for the break is that hayes is going to have his butt enlarged. we try to hide it in photos, but his butt is too small for his body and it leaves him in a considerable amount of pain. you probably noticed he was on crutches a few weeks ago for this very reason. let's wish him a speedy recovery and a healthy robust butt for years to come. we never know how blessed we are until we come across someone less fortunate, and i now thank the stars for my juicy behemoth of a toosh every time i stand in front of the mirror looking at it, which is a lot. please still use this space to post your favorite moments in Real TV. i'll be watching.

i knew we had a mole. Andy Kneis has been pretending to be a fan of the old format the entire time, while he was secretly pushing us towards this After Dark format that pornoheads and tweak-freaks wanna listen to. I can't BELIEVE I told you about Vibes, Andy. You probably rented it just so you could slo-mo all the cleavage moments and toilet talk you sick twisted maniac. I may have to walk away from this whole thing before I find myself on the set of some "snuff podcast" starring ME. Like in 8 mm. Have you seen 8 mm, Andy? It's like an edgier Vibes

sorry man. Hayes has been having a lot of sex lately and i think it's changing his personality. I tried to talk to him about it, but you know how he is. I'm actually pretty concerned. He claims that we are still just discussing clips from reality shows and doing bits about it a lot of the time, and that this week we thought it might be funny to put our guest in kind of an uncomfortable spot by putting words in his mouth and forcing him to take a gross position on the RW girls, but I don't believe him. I think it's a ploy, as you posited, to "draw in" a new type of audience. Hayes calls them "my people" and he makes a weird slurping sound after he says it. Help save our show! Don't let this new audience listen!

haha. that was a good JK we had everybody, but now we know that I'm really Shawn and I must be because I'm posting from his account and I am saying it was all for a joke. hayes is so nice. I guess it was a bad joke since it was at the expense of m- i mean hayes and he is so cool and great and he is what makes the podcast good, but i make a lot of bad jokes like that because i'm really shawnn and i don't know what's funny. i need to be taught also, i forgot to mention in some of my other posts before that hayes actually is very smart and strong too. and valerie, even though i was doing jokes in that last post, hayes may not be so happy with you cuz didn't he already warn you not to become better friends with me, shawn than with him. anyway, it's out of my hands now. -not hayes

Valerie, I really enjoyed having this exact conversation with you during the live feed, and I'm sorry Hayes made engineer Frank edit it out and then chop up your call to make it sound awkward on the podcast. I know that he threatened you and made you write a post centered around his birthday. He just gets so jealous sometimes, I'm actually a little scared. Hayes doesn't know I'm typing this, so play it cool and I'll send you the cats' names over a secure line when I know it's safe. You're being brave. Keep commenting and calling. Don't let the Hayes Davenports of this world stop you fr- OH GOD HERE HE COMES!!!

Get this shit out of our forum, Bruce! Supporting our tormentors in our own home? Haven't we been through enough? Erika and Jerkface. Thank you for your support during this difficult time.

TK, in the immortal words of Wanz on that Macklemore song we all like, "this is fucking awesome"

we've got genevieve and virgil from King of the Nerds coming in on Saturday. Get your questions ready, gang! Virgil likes to program in Python and he is doing a thesis on quantifying consciousness. Genevieve writes young adult fantasy novels that crib from Biblical mythology. It's gonna be fun!

I wish it was that simple. It turns out Engineer Brett threw the last 4K at the Kickstarter. Angelina called Earwolf crying and if you know anything about Brett, you know he can't stand to see a woman upset. He got backed into a corner, but now he's actually pretty excited about the project. Brett keeps calling it his "ticket out," but I'm not totally sure about the direction he's taking this thing. It seems like the new "Brett-ified" version of the show is just Brett and Angelina riding around the city on Vespas and "talking boys" over Brett's famous chicken gumbo. I guess he's planning to sell the gumbo when the show takes off, but he won't even let anyone around the office try it. Strange vibe the past few days. We'll keep you posted.

Thanks for calling in, guys. We're excited to keep doing this thing. Do people generally like the new format? Any complaints/suggestions? Valerie, I have no plans to watch Fashion Star, but I have seen a lot of Project Runway. I didn't like the team format they tried out this round, so I kinda just skimmed it and no strong discussion points really emerged for me. I'll definitely check in with Apprentice and see if it grabs me (the quality of that show seems to really vary from season to season) but the mainstays are gonna be Real World, Amazing Race, Voice, and Survivor to start. Hopefully another gem like King of The Nerds comes along. That's the best new show this year, hands down. I'm sure Hayes and I will find some other random stuff to cover sporadically and callers are already alerting us to shows we're missing out on. Call again this week and tell us what you think we should see. Sorry there were no jokes in this post. Saving it all for the studio

love it, man. treat yourself to the rest of Duel 2. although the premiere can't be topped, it's still worth watching

hey gang, boy my stomach sure does hurt... from laughing! at my own joke! because i was kidding about bateman not being in couples retreat and you all fell for it. it was like an andy kaufman type bit i was doing where i didn't wanna break character until we were pretty far into it. thanks for playing your part in the grand illusion. life is theater! please call us for our live show on saturday at 11am

not crazy enough! they made her paddle a fucking canoe this week! it's so real.

can't totally remember where gauntlet 3 fell, so i'm just gonna rattle off some fav seasons. lotta good ones. Duel 2 is an absolute classic. It opens with CT's famous meltdown where he threatens to eat a person's head. The Island was the season where they ripped off Survivor and it established a lot of dynamics that held up all the way through last season. The Ruins is an extremely lopsided competition which is less fun, but Wes is trying to make his own team lose for the first few eps and Brad gets punched in the face, so it still has good moments. After you have seen a few of the older ones with Kenny and Wes, you have to watch Fresh Meat 2. Don't watch it first because you will have no context for the rivalry, but that was probably the purest case of two solid alliances pitted against each other with real hatred behind them and the way it unfolded was great. honestly, though, it is one of my favorite shows ever, so i like them all.

Hey gang, let's get #spoileralert trending on these boards. our funny friend who said it last week is mad that we stole his phrase, but he wasn't even on the Rolling Stone list, so how did he expect it to catch on without us? I'm stoked for Real World: Portland, too! And I saw Jack and Jill in the theater. These spoiled Survivor brats don't appreciate anything. Pizza Pizza

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