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I nearly fell out of my chair at the phrase "I agroons."
As a senior without access to Life Alert, such a fall would have been unfortunate, and damaged much more than my pride. Equilibrium may have prevailed in my case, but I no longer feel safe recommending The Bob Ducca Self-Reflection Radio Hour to listeners over the age of 65 unless given a guarantee from Mr. Ducca that he will take the physical and mental well-being of the show's listeners into account when constructing his sentences.
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With sincere appreciation,
"Grandpa" Llarold Handinpants
Ailments you have fallen victim to during the absence of Bob:
in Affirmation Nation with Bob Ducca
Posted · Edited by Handinpants
Since the absence of the illustrious Mr. Bob Ducca, I have come to suffer from the following ailments:
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Type Two Silver Tongue Syndrome
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Turf Toe
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Mazel Toe
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Stubbed Toe
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Gout
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Hitler Hands
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Advanced Sagging Mattress Disorder
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Kidney Stones
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Kidney Beans
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Acute Renal Failure
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Lupus Nephertiti-itis
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Ingrown Toenail
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Ingrown Hairline
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Pancreatitis
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Pancakeatitis
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Pancake Tits
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Outraged Bile Ducts
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Fallen Expectations
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Distressed Duodenum
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Depressed Breathing
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Mirthless Humours
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Raging Bull Fever
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Whining Cough
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I also suffer from Broken Goatee and an acute case of Scratch Neck.