ThePinkPhantom

I'm sensing a classic caper involving Amarth and Bartho in seaweed wigs. (I'm sure Blackee's hair is naturally long and lustrous enough to pass as female giving sufficient clothing.)

Okay, I'm a little confused. Ermine has 12 abs. Is that two rows of 6, four rows of 3, or four rows with the inner two being 4 and the outer two being 2? And if he's got long hair, well defined muscles, and an accent, where were all the Ah-nold jokes? Come on, people! This post was brought to you by WDND. Listen to "Ermine in the Morning", "Spirit Bear and Shaman" in the afternoon, and "Mildred After Midnight"!

The Ballad of Ell Ryan Ell Ry-an, Ell Ry-an Ell Ryan was a high elf, he lived a noble life. He didn't have have children; he didn't have a wife. But he had a spirit bear; it went with him everywhere. Lover of nature, Ell Ryan. Ell Ry-an, Ell Ry-an Ell Ryan went on a boat trip, but didn't have a clue The fate that would befall the ship's passengers and crew. He woke up beneath the deck; everything had gone to heck, Decided to get naked, Ell Ryan. Ell Ry-an, Ell Ry-an Ell Ryan first in battle, though nude he didn't care. He would always lead the charge with his spirit bear. In the thick of the fight, unleashing his magic might, Bare-assed mighty warrior, Ell Ryan. Ell Ry-an, Ell Ry-an Ell Ryan struck by large steel first into the sea was cast. Then mounted on his spirit bear, he towed his party's raft. Confronted by an unknown foe, tried once more to strike a blow, Valiant with no clothes, Ell Ryan. Ell Ry-an, Ell Ry-an Bound by chains, hook in his flesh, Ell ryan met his fate. Learned struggle, leads to victory, but also to the grave. But he did not die alone, his spirit bear will lead him Home, Found peace in the end, Ell Ryan. ::tear::

Thank you, Shannon! Love your avatar.

Any tips on adding pics to my signature? The "image" icon just wants a URL and I didn't see any possible way to upload from my computer. When I tried a simple click and drag it translated the image to a ton of lines of code.

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