dlo burns

I've had a goal to recreate golfing-kilt wearing SLJ in tf2

...eventually (I think that's the part people-now are having the hardest time with)

2 Pom 2 Pei

Probably the only movie based off a novelty song.

So was this in America? He looks like an Ultraman/Power Rangers villain. This looks like some kind of Japanese fetish porn *ziiip*

@DrFancyPants so... how did you feel about the sequel?

The Firefly spin-off nobody asked for [official channels can be found here] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGU8N6X4DNs http://www.imdb.com/...2/?ref_=nv_sr_1 A movie where Bai Ling must save an unnecessarily creepy space-colony(?) from a non-mcguffin that (slowly) explodes people into a glob of worm-tentacles, in nothing but some goth gogo boots and a misplaced accent. Also starring: Paul Atreides (of the miniseries) The Murder Victim from Chink Faye Dunaway as the specter of a famous actress Glasses Smoker from Lady in the Water (who I seriously thought was Andrew from Buffy) The Coroner from CSI with the most WTF hair a bald man could offer Evil General from Dragon Wars (and his cohost of a wig rejected from LoTR) And Daniel Zacapa as pure boot-shit-licking obsessed HAAAAMMMM Stray thoughts: -The thing I need to most point out is Bai Ling's makeup, and yes she does appear like that through out 95% of the film, and yes there are just random streaks of color on her face, and no she did not just show up to set like that (which was my initial thought), her personal makeup was done by the illustrious Crystal Wolfchild. And yes you get to see her both shower and cry it off. -best quote: Randall: You've pissed me off too many times, Jackie. So now I'm gonna piss on you. [He begins to urinate on Jackie] -this was made to tie-in with Capitol Records, makers of electro-goth music (barely any music appears). Also ; or off, and that's why no main actors appear for two minutes.-When I first saw this movie many years ago I was confused as why they had this in a space colony (still not clear on that) and not just ruined Detroit or LA, but when I watched this last night I finally learned that this apparently is based off a comic-book series. -This has that weird English-Chinese language fusion like in Firefly (but 300% more Asians) where everything written down is in Chinese so I really want to know if is actually says something or is just lines copied from a take-out menu. Also has random flying Junk ships, like Fifth Element.

Those puppets just look depressing

If anyone is interested in bears destroying civilization, well... http://bearmageddon....1/08/01/page-1/ [From the co-creator of Axe Cop]

Well there's the sequel to the original film, Beyond the Poseidon Adventure, where pretty much all of the characters are back stabbing rats. Also a thing I found on wikipedia:

Ugh, I went to go see this with my mom, my sister, and some chump my sister had as a blind date. I don't remember much, but what did happen was that I went to the bathroom and the film burned up, infact so much that there was smoke and the theater was evacuated. So we were standing outside, and as my sister was trying to make small talk with this creature that could barely string together two words I threw up two king sized butterfinger bars right into the bright red firelane gutter. The next year we went to go see Jurassic Park 2, and I went to go to the bathroom and all of the power in the city went out. So now I have a complex about needing to pee during movies, especially before the climax. /edit: JP2 (not the pope) would be a good one, in that the 'protagonists' are awful people who screw everything up and the plot really doesn't make any sense. (it's been a few years since a saw it though)

I loved how you turned it into something so innocent at the end.

Don't forget Tootsie.

Really it's the perfect lazy weekend afternoon movie that tripped the wrong trigger of the press

And the best out of context line goes to...

It's not news...

The robot was the better parent

—In a time long past, an evil is about to be unleashed that will reignite the war between the forces of the supernatural and humankind once more. Master Gregory is a knight who had imprisoned the malevolently powerful witch, Mother Malkin, centuries ago. But now she has escaped and is seeking vengeance. Summoning her followers of every incarnation, Mother Malkin is preparing to unleash her terrible wrath on an unsuspecting world. Only one thing stands in her way: Master Gregory. In a deadly reunion, Gregory comes face to face with the evil he always feared would someday return. Now he has only until the next full moon to do what usually takes years: train his new apprentice, Tom Ward to fight a dark magic unlike any other. Man's only hope lies in the seventh son of a seventh son.— That sounds needlessly complicated. It also looks like I'll have to change my bearding plans in the meantime.

Sorry to screw this up for you, but Russian Christmas is Jan 7th (blame the Julian–Gregorian calendar difference) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_in_Russia

A little something that others might of missed.

Akiva: "Magic means I don't have to explain SHIT"

You could do multiple episodes around single scenes. That movie is too dense in it's craziness.

Just the way the guys were talking about this reminds me of when people try to explain watching reliving the traumatic experience of having been exposed to ZARDOZ

That's a face of 'guess where I hid the turd'

Frank Miller (he of Sin City and The Spirit) originally wrote the script, which then went through the rewrite machine. So he too his original ideas and wrote a comic book, which is the typical Miller style of shallow ultra-violent dude commits ultra-violence, and features WHORES.