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dlo burns

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    Foodfight! (2012)

    The person who streams the movie also made this tumblr, which may be the best fanblog ever. http://charliesheendog.tumblr.com /edit: As I cannot believe noone has mentioned that Duff was like 18 when this was recorded, and she was being 'romanced' by Sheen.
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    Robocop 2 (1990)

    Some small things I remember about the movie: --Druggie robot's virtual face reminds me of the Mario64 intro screen, but on SNES graphics. --What was the new drug supposed to do anyway? All I remember is people running around shouting NUKE! like it was a band people were waiting for. --I still love that part where the new cyborgs kill themselves. --It seemed too long Also I saw the third more recently and that thing is a real turd, it seemed more child-focused than the cartoon
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    Charlie's Angels

    Stuff like that reminds me of how in flash (the program) you can easily make an object just float from one area to another, but when that's applied to people/animals it just feels off.
  4. Jesus Christ, Joshie! They're forums!
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    Episode 284 — Unnecessary Subtitling?

    Has anyone else had problems getting this episode to load? Tuesday went just fine, but I've tried this across three devices and the most progress I've made is it got to 7min then went choppy.
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    Episode 281 — Reappropriation

    I swear there was a Timberland/lynching mash-up shirt
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    Return of Shots Fired

    So I know you have a new recording studio, but are the eps going to be distributed here? (I assume hosting is low cost for Earwolf)
  8. Yeah, Gubler. He has a Joni Mitchell giant-mouth so he smiles (never on show of course) and it just looks insane, like it goes on for miles and he has more teeth than the Osmond Family. Also someone from that show left because he thought the scripts were getting too depraved. And of course my parents love it.
  9. Is that so he doesn't drive himself insane trying to get across town?
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    Episode 50 — Jenkem ft. Eric Andre

    And need to sample "I am a scientist" from the previous ep.
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    Episode 249 — Pull Your Pants Up

    The thing is that kids are going to do the opposite of what you tell them. Like my high school school (granted it was a catholic school with a dress code) started getting on after boys wearing girl pants because it was the height of the emo era, so more dudes ended up wearing nut huggers.
  12. Everything I learn about chi I learned from DBZ
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    Episode 235 — 80's Gangs

    A lot of them seem to been kind of inspired by the Symbionese Liberation Army
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    Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde (1995)

    When pogs were the hottest thing I got stacks of promo ones that just had this movie's logo on them. Those were the ones I 'gambled' with and quickly I got known as the 'girl movie' guy, which also amazes me that none of the adults took them away (they'd confiscate any with pin-up girls or 'violent' weapons*). For some reason I'd like to stay ignorant of what this film is really about, probably mostly for my own made up memories of it. *[this was the time of the 'Power Rangers is making our kids violent' era]
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    Episode 233 — White People Sports

    I always though badminton was just a backyard/picnic sport, . (warning: very wack video) Also I tend to confuse polo with croquet, so I was thrown off when they started talking about horses. Also also bike polo seems like a good idea until you catch a hammer to the shins.
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    Episode 45 — Adopt A Puffin

    Also to Norwegian Lundehund dogs, who were bred to hunt puffins, have extra toes, can climb cliffs, and almost went extinct.
  17. Eh, it's some kind of progress.
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    Episode 209 — Chico & Chang

    This guy had two restaurants, then merged them into one (notice the differing colors on the letters), and then it closed; mostly because the food was terrible. /edit: forgot to add: the guy probably figured tomato sauce is tomato sauce.
  19. Remember Don Imus? He's still got that radio show.
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    Episode 205 — Racism In Metal

    "I love new age music" Fact: every metalhead loves Enya Also I still haven't gotten around to reading "What Are You Doing Here" by Laina Dawes
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    Episode 197 — Prison Magazines

    I don't know if it's the exact same but around were I live there's a three page small newspaper (so not a magazine) that's kind of in the same vein as COPS the tv show and TMZ filled with mugshots, and they have some frankly lurid and scuzzy things such as "the hottest chick of the week" "craziest face tattoos" or "match the mugshot with the crime!". Also there are multiple websites that put up mugshots and the crime, and the pretty much extort people to take them down. I think it's all rather disgusting since it act's like these people are automatically guilty.
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    Episode 195 — Language Barrier

    And that is the worst that could happen.* *except for a meteor killing everyone
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    Episode 188 — High School

    Hmm yes, highschool is too racist, let's just skip right to college.
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    Episode 181 — Waiters & Chopsticks

    It's always best when the restaurant has the chopsticks tucked into the folded napkin along with the knife and fork.
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