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dlo burns

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  1. Seriously fuck that episode. Also it's pretty uncomfortable how all the ferengis were played by Jews and Armenians.
  2. Oh there's plenty of other things to do in Thailand, like the food, such a large variety and they have many fruits/plants that can't be exported, the mauy-thai boxing, that's very exciting, and uhh, the DRUGS!, oh yes, you can get pure Afghani heroin that'll probably od you on the first hit.
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    Episode 175 — Hating On Rap

    You just have to hate them separately on their own merits.
  4. Or maybe he just ended up in Australia who knows.
  5. You did hear the episodes about his crappy free-range school, right? I remember him abandoning them, and then he ended up in the crab-future. I like when he can bounce off the more passive guests and really shine, but it still doesn't beat KING FUCK OF SHIT MOUNTAIN
  6. I would say the opposite problem is true; the black kid automatically did it.
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    Episode 174 — Stereotypical Pet Names

    I present to you Colonel Meow
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    Episode 160 — Rap & Karaoke

    Whenever I go to karaoke (in utah) the top three hip-hop songs that I hear people try to do are: Montell Jordan - This is How We Do It Ice Cube - It Was a Good Day Sir Mix-a-Lot - Baby Got Back, (which is by far the most popular song and drunk girls will clamor and fight each other to do it) I'm like 80% sure all the songs in the catalogue are radio edits, but when the words pop-up it's n***** (yes with the asterisk) instead of something else that should fit the cadence, so you get a kid stumbling, weakly saying it, or shouting it above all else making everything awkward because they're proud they 'got to' say it. Also sometimes someone will get a big head full of booze and think that they can do Forgot About Dre, but then the Eminem part comes up and that train gets wrecked because the drunk mind can't switch to triple time. I think that weird disconnect is supposed to be the joke.
  9. Oh he calls out LA for being mad segregated all the the time.
  10. Ho-leey shit, have you guys seen the video? They use footage of the North Korea Mass games in between stock footage of asians being asian.
  11. they live in the suburbs
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    Episode 143 — Chop-Suey Font

    Another problematic font is Papyrus, it gets used for any non-white culture.
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    Episode 139 — I Hate Everyone

    Along with 'friendzone' it's such a neckbeard thing to say.
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    Episode 140 — Huckleberry Finn

    (If I can even remember correctly) My teacher put forward a vote to read Huck Finn or Uncle Tom's Cabin, which I'm glad we chose Fin because I recently tried reading UTC and it was so dry and boring. It always seemed like the more stale the book was, the worse we acted in class.
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    Episode 138 — Kung-Fu Movies 2

    http://disgrasian.co...ass-asian-mama/ Here's the link to the live blogging. /Also: my dad calls them chop-sockies so I just stopped going to the movies with him.
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    Episode 136 — Black Metal

    Right, this. I hate the idea of throwing an entire genre to the racists and giving them the power to take things over and perpetuating stereotypes. There is a kind of justification with associating black metal with neo-nazism because Varg Vikernes is such a central figure to the whole myth, but that fuckhead only started spouting Heil to get attention after he got locked-up. On the other end of the spectrum there are many (if not exponentially more) bands who ideologically align with anarchy, communism, and other far leftist philosophies*. Also metal is so spread out across the world like hiphop it's a disservice to the PoC fans (like these guys, or these dudes) to call it racist. I just picked, up but haven't gotten around to reading, What Are You Doing Here by Laina Dawes which is an autobiography of a black woman in the metal/punk scenes and the crap she gets from in and out. One of my favoritest dudes in the world, Caller of the Storms from Blasphemy, has put up with racist bullshit for the last twenty years but has never let it drag him down. One of the stories is that he was getting off stage and some drunken little fuckhead ran up spewing slurs and death threats, so just gave him one solid punch in the chest, which was so hard it gave the idiot cardiac arrest (supposedly he survived, sadly). *of course it's exceedingly difficult to give a political discourse over screams so most just sing about blood and forgotten elder gods.
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    Episode 85 — High School Mascot

    I just wish they didn't record it on what's aperently the world's cheapest microphone.
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    Episode 79 — Basketball Game Ads

    I grew up catholic and I've always noticed fast food places start ramping up their ads and deals for fish come the start of feburary because of lent.
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    Episode 78 — Self-Identity

    Is it ok to make fun of otherkin?
  20. Are we sure Lady Gaga was wearing a hijab? She just might of run out of costume ideas and just threw on whatever because she was running late.
  21. I dunno, it seems like it's the Asian vampires/zombies you have to look out for. http://www.bogleech.com/blather-vampires.html
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