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  1. dlo burns

    Episode 96 — Monkey Shines

    I tried that once, it turned into the ass of Danny DeVito
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    Episode 96.5 — Minisode 96.5

    My parents used to love liver, then my mother got a liver transplant and can't eat it now because of the wastes in it. (That qualifies for irony, right?) Ok I finally looked up the show and it just seems like a glamorized remake of A Talking Cat!?!
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    WolfCop (2014)

    How about when Wolfcop finally hauls the big bad into the precinct "look what the dog dragged in"
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    nic cage wearing a nic t-shirt

    How about a Nic Cage suit? http://imgur.com/gallery/KPQS6C5
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    Tetris

    Between this and microsoft skipping straight to Windows10 I feel like I might have a concussion and/or stroke because WHAT IS GOING ON?
  6. Definitely agree with you. I know it's rather wrong of me, but I can't really enjoy a podcast if it's some random (white dude) jack-off, I need someone with at least a decade of stage experience otherwise it's just going to be monodrone-city.
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    Episode 83 — Winter's Tale

    Did the test include a hot dicking?
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    Gooby

    Ugh, I thought I had finally put this monstrosity out of my mind. Seriously, when I randomly came upon the trailer a few years ago I thought it was an unused Conan bit
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    Episode 67 — Sharknado

    So I finally saw the whole thing* with the live Rifftrax, and holy hell there was some damn nonsensical editing in this film. Plus seeing it in the theater just made it much more obvious where they just inserted cgi storms over really old stock footage. *usually I just watched the boat part, and only got through to where the barfly was grabbing ass.
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    Cube 2: Hypercube

    2 Hyper 2 Cube
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    Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)

    I haven't fully seen Highlander II in about 15 years, but the one that is far and above worse is Highlander: The Source (2007), which while in the tv show continuity has fuck-all to do with it, and worst of all is just confusing and boring at the same time, probably making a poor match for the show. On the other hand, the anime Highlander: The Search for Vengeance is actually pretty damn kick-ass, starting in a new continuity it's pretty similar to the original but on a grander scale, but the animation really allows them to show off what powers being an Immortal grants. And apparently the whole thing is officially on youtube.
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    Episode 424 — French Prejudice

    If you can't get Hari Kondabolu there's also his brother Ashok, the former backup-dancer/hypeman/vestigial member of Das Rascist which could be the most meta moment for this podcast. And for everyone else, they have thier own podcast: http://www.kondabolubrothers.com/ [warning: some iffy & amateur sound recording]
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    Hugo

    Seems pretty standard for a fairytale. Seriously, go to your local library and read the original Grimm's tales if they have it (most likely to be in historical --not children's) and see how damn gloomy people used to be.
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    Race 2 (2013)

    They should get Andrew Ti to guest for this. ...I'm sorry
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    Escape from Tomorrow

    Wait, this is the one that was guerrilla filmed in Disneyworld, Edge of Tomorrow is the Cruise movie.
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    Episode 411 — Mexican Standoff

    From tvtropes.org: and later in the article So a Hob-trap seems like a better compromise ...or is it?
  17. What about hairstyle?
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    Episode 86.5 — Minisode 86.5

    Lemon Whore bad?
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    Love Exposure (2008)

    I remember reading about this and thought someone was trolling tvtropes.
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    Godzilla - 2014 (Massive Spoilers)

    That's because it was actually an art movie deconstructing the nature of narrative itself.
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    Episode 86 — Ernest Goes To Jail

    I have an explanation hope for what is a joke
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    Episode 408 — Multiple Sign Languages

    http://www.cracked.com/article_20899_5-reasons-life-as-deaf-person-weirder-than-you-thought.html
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    Episode 406 — Black Dogs

    So a bit of forgotten-ish Anglo culture is of black dogs/wolves as grim reaper type figures. Probably the closest most people have heard of anything like these is Sherlock Holmes in The Hound of Baskerville. http://en.wikipedia....lack_dog_(ghost) http://en.wikipedia....iki/Moddey_Dhoo http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/?p=360
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    Episode 86 — Ernest Goes To Jail

    Here's my "Jason joke that could've been": "Hey guys, do you think his man-washer had a genital setting? for TUGGING IT OFFFF"
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