Joe McGurl

Ta Keo is almost certainly going to lose immunity again this week and unless something drastic happens, it's gotta be Abi going home.

Nicole Byer wished me a happy birthday 5 months before my actual birthday. Sean and Hayes wished me a happy birthday a month after my actual birthday. So what I'm saying is...I don't know when my actual birthday is anymore and that's why EVERYDAY is a cause to celebrate, my fellow soldiers in Christ. God bless you all and may he smite the non-believers into eternal damnation, amen.

It's cool to celebrate your birthdays for a few minutes but please think about what's happening right now in Syria

Winner Pick: Jeremy - I think Jeremy is looking good coming into the season. He's physical, smart and has a good alliance already filled with alpha males who will get picked off before him post merge. Challenge Beast: Joe - I think Joe is probably going to have a similar fate as last season where he just kills it in the pre-merge game but is too much of a threat to bring into the later game. That said, dude is THE challenge beast. The Strategist: Terry Dietz - He reminds me of someone who would be an FBI Agent...maybe it's just because he said "dossier." But I like his stuff The Black Widow: Wentworth - She was barely a blip on the radar her first time through and is already looking really strong making a play at the hidden immunity idol. I like her chances this year The Old Schooler: Keith - You just don't get much more goddamn old school than Keith Under The Radar: Peih-Gee Wildcard: Varner and Kass Two Utility Spots: Savage and Woo The Bench: Tasha and Spencer

hmmm, I think critics agree that there are actually 2 episodes of PAW that are really really great and actually the best and they're the ones with me

finally

just so you know, Hayes reads everything on the forum and knows everything about you. So enjoy living with your fear being realized

Allan, George Takei famously said, "People always say that bananas are the funniest fruit but I think that I'M the funniest fruit!" So, who is your favorite member of the Starship Enterprise?

Hello Allan, great to see you again. How do I make my dad love me? How do I get rid of the smell coming from my kitchen? What's that noise in my basement? I'd check but it's too dark and creepy

Not great but that's just one handsome boys opinion

The GGBZ will rise again -Gremlack Prunk

James "Bozos" Bucklin Agata "BB #1" PolishlastnamethatshedoesntlikeanyonetoknowsoIwontmakeitpublic Anatasia "The Mad Dog" Vigo David "Rod Aug aka Ronnie Hog aka Small Weiner Fuckin Loser Dude" Cotton What's my prize?

I'm willing to trade Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila for Eddie George and Joe Montana

Look. For my money, (and that's $4.99 for the almighty Howl. Praise Howl, I sacrifice my soul and my being to you, may you forever put old episodes behind your glorious paywall, you are my shining star and may I find grace and eternal lightness in your warm embrace in the afterlife. Hallelujah. Amen.) if we're talking about great episodes of podcasts released on 9/15/15 titled, "EPISODE 101 — The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn" this has gotta be number 1.

The post said, "Tom "Eggs" Scharpling and Engineer "Greasenose" Cody debut the pilot of their new podcast to potential buyer Jesse Thorn." Get your eyes checked or somethin lol

I haven't listened to the episode or commented on the forums yet because I've been filming in Dubrovnik, Croatia for the new season of Game of Thrones. I can't tell you what part I was cast as but I will tell you that he's handsome as all get out and he has two big swords. One is made of steel and the other is my penis. Anyway, merry christmas guys

okay

That's Eddie Murphy. Sorry bro

I listened to this episode with my dog and when it was over, I looked over at her and she said, "this was a good episode. It had a funny guest and it flowed really well." I agreed and said that she was a good dog and deserved a wittle puppy treat. I gave her one and then we high fived

Forgot souprman had the monopoly on hair questions, I should've read all the questions before I posted mine. My god, I'll never live this down. Fuck. I messed up big this time

The joke is that William Stryker was involved with the Weapon X program. If you were a big nerd geek boy who loves to read comics and just fuckin gets off on that shit, you would be cracking up and laughing really hard. I texted my friend and he said it was a great joke and that he actually liked it

Hey Paul, they don't make em like they used to, right? Haha alright my brother I'll see ya later

Hey Paul, it's Joe McGurl. We went to summer camp together in '94. I was the kid who chugged the 37 Shasta Colas and then barfed all over Judy Spinelli. Anyway, my question is this: If I want to get into comedy, what's the funniest hair color? Some comedians that have darker hair are funny but I know some other funny people with lighter hair. What do I do? All my love, Joe McGurl, a very nice boy.