Joe McGurl

Probably just you bro but I liked the part where you and Marion Cotillard started making out pretty heavily. Gonna j/o pretty fiercely to that image later.

Turned on CNN this morning and wouldn't you know it, more LEFT WING LIBERAL LIES shoved down our throats. Yeah, get this, apparently our glorious leader Barack "Obama" will be "54" on Tuesday but hmmmm I think around this time last year, I vaguely recall "Obama" telling the country that he was 53! So which is it, Mr. "PRESIDENT!?" Enough is enough. #NotMyPresident

Cool episode, I liked the hosts and I also like the guest. Overall, I would say that this was a positive listening experience and I would recommend it to a friend Also: Farm Actor's Guild Bash is a GOAT joke contender

is the new thing to just post whatever the fuck is in your head while your browser is open? Holy fuck

I dunno man, I just needed a reason.

That other guy from Scranton is a strong contender because he mentioned Nina's and Nina's has the best wing bites of all time. Marshall Mellow also is a pretty strong contender what with the similar name thing but I used to be her boss so I would have to consult HR to make sure it's okay. Souprman has a very antagonistic vibe to him sometimes which I really dig. Jeffreyparties is a nazi and just parties too hard for me so I may have to disqualify him. Spunky still just Stastically speaking, Tim is actually the clear front runner by miles but fuck Tim. Veebs is number two but her ego can't handle any more so I'm removing her. So, in a surprise to everyone including myself, SteveH is in the lead. I don't know how it happened but hey that's life around these crazy parts am I right?

Holding auditions for someone to become my new "forum bro" since BoScout has seemingly died. I'm not going to tell you what the qualifications are but my bro can be male or female. Right now Spunky is in the lead.

Don't tell me how to live my life Jake. You're on thin ice mister man, especially after the Stromboli situation...

Anyone ever buy a parrot and teach it to say, "Help me a wizard cast a spell on me and transformed me into a parrot please help find my wife and tell her I love her."

Can the mods just delete this thread

Not reading any of this shit you guys posted tbh but I'm sure Greggy has some great posts so I'll say good job to him and fuck everyone else

"Tim Treese is a software engineer and comedian best known for his vlog, Tim’s Vlog (http://timsvlog.org), and his Popcorn Gallery theme song. His favorite Earwolf show is Hollywood Handbook. He hates Joe McGurl." The Joe McGurl v Tim Treese feud is now officially a part of the Earwolf canon. This is a big day for me and I really couldn't be happier.

@joemcgurl Very funny twitter page and heck pretty great if you ask me

Got a job working with NBC writing new celebrity PSA's. Here's a sneak peak at the first one: Hi kids, I'm Tony Hawk from skateboard. People say that my skateboarding is pretty cool but you know what isn't cool? Skating through life and landing yourself in boarding school, and I'm not talking about the kind of boarding school that'll teach you to ollie and nollie! It's okay to shred up the half-pipe with pop shove-its but don't shred up your homework and tell your teacher to "shove it" or you'll be doing a 180 right into detention. So don't be goofy and act like a fakie; pivot your backside to the front of the class and grind out some gnarly knowledge dude! The more you know...

Nope

Opinions are like buttholes, not everyone likes to lick them

this list is wrong because Dave Thomas and Sinbad aren't numbers 1 and 2

Oh great. The 4th of July. Yet ANOTHER holiday created by greeting card companies to sell you your "Freedom" in a Hallmark card. Shaking my head. Wake up sheeple.

Walked by some construction workers on the way to the bank today. They were all just laughing and clowning around with each other...looks like what they were REALLY building today, was friendship. Have a blessed Thursday everyone. Don't forget to upload your favorite #tbt picture and send it to your mom and tell her you love her and if your mom is dead or is no longer in your life well that sucks for you lol get a new mom at the supermarket or something you square

tryin out something new there..I dunno

gfp!

If SmartWater is so smart, how did it get itself trapped inside that bottle? Something to think about on this Wednesday. R.I.P. Ronald "McDonald" Reagan

Yeah but we already got Faraday, Lapidus, Miles and Charlotte...I don't think the writers needed to add ANOTHER character on top of those so I was okay with what we got from him.

This is an episode that keeps your attention the whole way through. I can say, for me, without a doubt this is the best episode this year and probably the best episode of the entire series. I recorded it and will keep and watch it over and over. This episode sheds light on some of the questions I have had since the beginning of the season. It will be interesting to see where the writers go from here. Will they go further down the rabbit hole? Will they skew off into another direction? I can't wait to watch the next few episodes. I'm a huge fan of time travel, and have been since I was old enough to remember. I really appreciated this episode's nod to Kurt Vonnegut's idea of becoming "unstuck" from time was very well done. It captured everything I imagined about Billy Pilgrim in 'Slaughterhouse 5.' While the leaps were shorter with Desmond, it is still a powerful thing to see. Very powerful performance by Henry Ian Cusick and great guest work as well by Fisher Stevens as George Minkowski. So many unanswered questions about who the saboteur is on the freighter but I'm sure we'll find out by the end of the season. All in all, one of the best hours of scripted television drama that I've ever watched. Thumbs up! Way up! 10/10 for sure

nice try Ged