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Joe McGurl

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  1. You lost my approval because there is no thread but the episode thread. You have failed me for the last time, BradCarlson
  2. ^ Brings new meaning to "Tool" Time
  3. Don't say his name. We just successfully finished banning him to his home dimension of Postopia and I don't want to have to go through the process of trying to send him back through that portal again.
  4. Got a job at Buzzfeed and here is a sneak peek at my first article!! 24 things that are general statements and are broad enough to make you think they relate to you in your 20s and 30s: 1) You're finally realizing that life is really full of a lot of responsibilities and isn't that actually really hard!? 2) You have to go to work in the mornings and it's hard to get out of bed! 3) You think about your time spent in college and you miss it! 4) It's like you NEVER have enough money! Isn't that frustrating!? 5) What the heck are you doing with your life is a question that you think about a lot! 6) You have a Netflix account 7) You realize that a night in with pizza, wine and Netflix is better than going to a bar!! 8) You love going out to a bar and dancing and not spending your nights in with pizza, wine and Netflix like a loser! 9) You go to your family reunion and people keep asking you why you aren't married and have six kids 10) You look at people having babies and getting engaged and you're so glad that isn't you 11) You wish that you were getting engaged and starting a family 12) You realize that having a Netflix account is way better than getting engaged! Ummm hello, can you binge watch every season of Breaking Bad on an engagement ring!!! 13) Coffee? Uhhh, yes please! 14) Sometimes you stay up real late watching Netflix and you think "Oh boy, I'm gonna regret THIS in the morning when I have to wake up early for work! Getting out of bed is hard!" 15) You watched an episode of Boy Meets World before 16) You wonder why Boy Meets World isn't on Netflix 17) You look back on the 90's and think if anyone else remembers stuff from the 90's. Like am I the only one who remembers pizza lunchables?! 18) You wonder why pizza lunchables can't be streamed on Netflix 19) You actually really love pizza and isn't that fun? 20) Dating is hard and that makes you a little sad because you have a Netflix account and isn't that enough? 21) One Direction? We had Nirvana and they don't make music like that anymore, you think to yourself. 22) You remember playing Nintendo and now kids today carry around nintendos in their hands! Isn't that messed up?! 23) You didn't get carded that one time you bought alcohol and you thought, "Oh brother! I'm getting old!!" 24) Netflix is pretty cool and you like it
  5. Damn, Chefszki, I didn't see you post about me telling you great first post and still riding that high. I would've waited till the next page at least to let you have that joy still before telling BradCarlson how great that post was. Sorry but that's tough love.
  6. BoScout is my favorite forum member. Just so you all know where you stand
  7. Nice tat, Charlie. Has a real "yin and yang" feel to it. That's a philosophy developed by the Chinese, you should look it up. It's actually pretty cool!
  8. I have instagram and twitter, you can find me @joemcgurl on both. My coach, Michael Jordan #23, told me that it was his favorite twitter and instagram profiles and that he was really proud of me. Gave me a big smooch and a pat on my bum and told me to get back out there to defeat the Monstars. It was hard but I did it. I took out the aliens basketball players Pound, Bang, Nawt, Bupkus and Blanko. What a match! Still can't believe I won!!! Great day for every sport head out there like me
  9. Go to episode pictures. Hayes sits on the left side and Sean sits on the right side.
  10. It wouldn't be good. It would, in fact, be not good. Also, I shop on Bonobos a lot. They really do make great clothes that are albeit a bit expensive but I bought a pair of jeans off them that I wear all the time, Best jeans I've ever bought. My glasses are also from Warby Parker but that has nothing to do with the shows, I just like their glasses. Also also, fuck you guys! haha jk but seriously
  11. What is this friggen super mario bros.? I've done the levels too. Big whoop
  12. Order of importance bucko. Greggy and I have achieved God status
  13. Joe McGurl

    EPISODE 351 — CBB: The Movie

    Great first post
  14. Joe McGurl

    EPISODE 351 — CBB: The Movie

    what the fuck are you talking about lol
  15. Joe McGurl

    EPISODE 351 — CBB: The Movie

    This comment was originally mean so I changed it to a picture of a puppy
  16. Joe McGurl

    EPISODE 351 — CBB: The Movie

    Shutup Cody, quit acting like you did something good on purpose
  17. Joe McGurl

    EPISODE 351 — CBB: The Movie

    Anyone here like podcasts? Me? Hey, I love 'em baby
  18. July is the best alarm clock. He calls me every morning and gently whispers Robert Frost poems to me as I wearily roll out of bed
  19. Joe McGurl

    EPISODE 351 — CBB: The Movie

    Apologies in advance to the Comedy Bang Bang Forum for the hijacking that's about to occur from the Hollywood Handbook forumers
  20. In my eyes, Engineers shouldn't have birthdays, so F U Brett
  21. Joe McGurl

    #1 Handsome Boy Contest

    The thing is that there is no contest. You're all tied for last, ya fuggin nards
  22. All of Fight Haver: Fast Drive. The segment where Cody steals the show in the Nicole Byer ep
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