Joe McGurl

Also, I can only imagine that we didn't get a PCG prompt this week because Veebs found out once again that Kyle Bosman wouldn't be on the show and she prolly actually made good on one of her promises to do something terrible to Sean and Hayes. I do look forward to hearing the new Hollywood Handbook starring Valerie Bryant though! Congrats Veebs, I knew you had it in you!

It was only a matter of time, welcome to flavor country, Lydon. We're happy to have you here, just remove that badge of shame that is pinned to your username. Your complimentary signed headshot of me and clipping of hair is on the way! Thanks for being a pal, Lydon!

If you're referencing the moustache in my forum picture, that is from three years ago, and I thank you for calling it cute. Peace out, ya jamoke. Regards, #1 Handsome Boy with the #1 handsome facial hair

Sorry, scrub. Gas stations in Pennsylvania are self-pump and Big Papa Joe has so much casheesh that he never has to worry about stooping to such low levels of service. Come to think of it though, my fuckin sick ass new lambo is a little low on fuel...why don't you go down to the gas station and fill 'er up for me. Pick me up a slurpee while you're at it. Thanks, you're a real gem, babe.

By the way, quick plug for our very own Greggy's podcast this week. There's a really really great guest this week who is very funny and very cool and very good. http://podcastsarewonderful.tumblr.com/ Also, a quick plug for our very own Agata and July's podcast this week that has our very own Andy and Adam. It's very funny and very cool and very good http://www.twb.cool/ep/0000015

great first post

Congrats on getting published on freakingnews.com

You probably just got it by posting that. Trust me, longevity gets you nowhere.

Oh, bub. You've made a dangerous enemy. I haven't felt this much fire in my heart since me and Tim first beefed. I'm gonna fuckin wipe the floor with you chump. HOO BOY. You think you can fuckin touch me, baby?!? I'M GOLD BABY!!!!! I'll see you on the streets, Lyndon.

Yes, keep taunting me with your teases of the pro version. It will only make it that much sweeter Mary Holland was good and funny and nice.

Great first question, Lyndon

Hey Mary, it's Joe. Remember at Carla Spigatoni's 16th birthday/labor day party when me and you were eating hot dogs near the pool and I was wearing my white seersucker suit and you and all of the girls pushed me into the pool and my suit became see-through and you guys said "Look at that sucker in the seersucker with the tiny weiner and we aren't talking about the hot dog!!!" Looking back it was funny but why did you do that?

This is the actual list that is 100% right and true. 1) Dave Thomas 2) Sinbad 3) PFT, Again 4) John CockRing 5) Kumail and Nicole Byer in a tie for 5th This list...is an absolute good. The list is life. This is also my favorite HH moment, behind the caller in the latest episode who spoke about Guardians of the Galaxy. He was really funny and smart and good and heck, sounded like a real handsome devil. Anyway, good pick.

haven't really read any of the posts today but I feel like it's in a good enough place where I can just say "haha good stuff today, gang!" and that will about cover it so: Haha good stuff today, gang!

Depends. What's the interest rate like? I've made it through 78 episodes so far and if it takes another 78...that might get a lil pricy

What a week for the forum! Seems like just Saturday I was telling Sillylillyquee what a great first post she had here and now look how far we've come! Heh, they grow up so fast! Just real talk for a second, so nice to see all you noobies but just let Sean and Hayes know that you guys don't want the pro version for a while and you'd love if Joe McGurl got it first.

Great first post. Great first post.

Great first post.

The kid's got potential.

Great first post

Hodges Boswell is a bot that is slowly but surely adding all of my friends on facebook and I don't know why people accept it other than the fact that the picture is a pretty girl. I mean...there's no info on that profile page, y'all.

Let's shoot for Pete's Diner this Sunday at....1? I dunno, whatever's good for you frey-bae

Yes this is very good. Makes me happy. Yes, I like this. I spot Greggy, Spunky, Me, Andrew, A Bear, Staz, Honlads

Also, Much Ado About Nothing is actually my favorite Shakespeare play. I just froze up when Sean asked me and immediately forgot everything I have ever learned about Shakespeare until Taming of the Shrew popped in my head. Just wanted to clear that up, I know it was weighing heavily on your souls.

I do do (lol) Shakespeare often. Here I am last summer being a very good actor boy as Sir Toby Belch in Twelfth Night.