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Joe McGurl

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  1. I think Boscout is from a pocket universe within our own and everything he posts gets run through a filter that jumbles things up. There's some Da Vinci code type shit happening and I need to find the cipher in order to crack this puppy. I promise that I will find the key and get your distress messages back to your planet, Boscout. I'm going to get you home. Hang tight in your starship, friend.
  2. As long as you don't go to the Wolf Den, you can go to another forum. Just fuckin stay away from that place...who knows what you'll catch from that forum.
  3. 1000 good posts? That's what you say, Tim? Ugh...that guy's the worst. Anastasia, congrats on 1000 GREAT posts.
  4. Hey guys, I'm not handsome
  5. Get used to it, I've still never gotten the pro version but I know it's because they're waiting until episode 100 to give me the super pro deluxe version and have an hour long celebration of me
  6. buddy boy, you don't wanna know. It's the most depraved and filthiest corner of the entire internet.
  7. Hey Goldie, Your partner Kurt Russell was in Escape from New York and your daughter is Kate Hudson but her father is Bill Hudson. The Hudson River runs through New York so did Kurt Russell make Escape from New York to appeal to Kate's last name and try to score some sweet step-dad points with her? Also, humans aren't made up of gold at all so shouldn't your name really be something like Oxygennie because humans are 65% oxygen? Something to think about.
  8. Steve, please give Shake It Off all the goddamn respect in the world as it is in fact, the greatest song of all time.
  9. Considering how I was in last place two weeks ago, I'll take fourth place. This was fun, Adam, great job keeping score and all that!
  10. Someone has been reading my Saved By the Bell fanfics!!! Kelly Kapowski :wub: :wub:
  11. Show notes: Good episode. Great energy. Keep it up. Forum notes: Good posts. Great energy. Keep it up.
  12. Joe McGurl

    Happy Birthday, Hayes

    In my defense, Anastasia gave me a note, "Joe, you forgot to say who you were in your video.' To which I responded, "but my picture on the forums is my face"...and then I just got scared so I added the tag onto the end. So blame Staz.
  13. Joe McGurl

    A forum on forums

    lol
  14. Did you know that he's my third favorite Glover behind Donald and Savion?
  15. Might have to start calling this the prohibition era of the forums with all these bans happening. knocked it out of the park once again, McGurl. Well done.
  16. Joe McGurl

    A forum on forums

    Hah, yes, all things in modera
  17. Jesus Christ. The stakes have never been higher for me to get Kyle Bosman on the show. Meeting Crispin Glover? He's my fourth favorite Glover behind Donald, Savion and Danny!!!
  18. OcterDoctopus is silent for weeks; waiting patiently, he sits in darkness like a black panther, the influx of new posters reaches critical mass. Then the moment strikes and he pounces upon the forum with his classic fakeout popcorn gallery. It's a beautiful thing.
  19. I'll make the choice for you
  20. Gayhammer? More like BANhammer. #Nailedit (like a hammer)
  21. That's my GD That's my U, my D and my M
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