Joe McGurl

I really wish the Predator joke made it into the stream if only for MBoP's reaction. For those unlucky enough to miss it Chanson was trying to think of the guy from "To Catch a Predator" and I said Arnold Schwarzenegger. The crowd went wild. Other things you missed by being lame and not hanging out - A 10 minute pre stream conversation with John Lennon and Paul McCartney revealing the details of how Paul took a shit on Ringo's drumset during the recording of Abbey Road, Paul actually killing John and Ringo killing George. - Ringo eats babies to gain strength - Paul is trying out for the New York Yankees to fill the hole at shortstop left by Derek Jeter - Workshopping my new standup set which primarily comprised of me saying "Hey, dogs are weird, right?" - A round robin game of trying to name as many Lord of the Rings characters as possible Fun shit.

The best stuff happened pre and post live stream so y'all missed out on the real good bits.

Is this a new series? I've never seen it posted here before!

Taking a break from the McGurl v. Treese battle to talk about the hangout. I'm teaching a theater class tonight that I forgot I was teaching until 9:30 est. Won't be available until 10-10:30ish, I think. Anyway, I give back to the community by teaching young children the joy of art and to always follow their dreams. What has Tim ever done for HIS community besides work for Google and read all your e-mails without your permission? Yikes...

That's straight up Vietnamese coffee cause Tim is real into Marxist/Lenin type government

Yeah but look at how much fun he's having at mine compared to Tim's. The choice is clear.

Pandering to the masses...someone sounds DESPERATE! What a shame! Tim Treese is a loser and a JOKE! This country deserves a better leader. Perhaps someone like me? p.s. This is a for real Donald Trump tweet that I love so much. Just substitute "Tim Treese" for "President Obama"

If you convert to either #McGurlSquad or the #McGurlMates you'll get a personalized head shot from me every month. It's sort of like a loot crate only way more valuable and much more prestigious. What does #TeamTreese get you besides the feeling of anguish for knowing you chose the wrong side? Get it over it bubba. We've got it all here, you're looking in on the party from the outside wishing you were playing Cards Against Humanity with us on the inside fuckin laughin our heads off at all the zany and messed up shit we're coming up with. You see that Helen keller card drop and you KNOW shit is about to get real fuckin funny real fuckin quick. "Hellen Keller: The Musical?!?" That shit is fucked but really fuckin funny and that could be you but you're outside in the cold, shiverin like a fuckin chump, keepin his hands in his pants so his NUTS can keep him warm! Yeah, forget about it! We've got nuts but I'm talkin bout fuckin roastin chestnuts on the open fire for a nice snack and gettin NUTS with alcohol at this crazy Cards Against Humanity party! #TeamTreese my ass! This is a McGurl party This is a #TeamTreese party: Fuckin lame as shit. Call me when you're ready to play wit tha big dogs

Sure thing boss Great first post.

Analyze Phish is Harris at his most Harris. Check out the Sarah Silverman Program too! He wrote a couple eps of that. His Who Charted appearances were always delightful. Just...anything he was in is flat out fantastic.

Bar Mitzvah Baller is my next forum name

Thank you for this. It was really nice to hear Harris one last time. So bittersweet. Really touching intro as well, Scott, that couldn't have been easy. Thank you Scott. Thank you, Earwolf. Much love to everyone. Rest well, Harris. Miss you dude

My favorite ever episode is the anniversary show with St. Vincent because she has such visceral reactions to Harris' foam. It's so amazing

Really loved that suitcase bit. Talk about payoff baby! That shit had me fuckin rollin!!! NPH! NPH! NPH! Haha love the guy!

Points for a Cuttino Mobley reference cause I used to always put that sunnuvabitch on my squad in NBA Live. All of those points taken back and then 1 million points subtracted for trying to make anyone theoretically vote Sean or Hayes off the show. #smh #thatmeansShakinMyHeadwhichilearnedtheotherweek

Great question! He smelled great! Like a Doritos Locos Taco

This picture has been floating around the internet today and has been really popular, so I'll just leave it here

I'll be live-tweetin it cause I live tweet everything because twitter is my life

I think the reality of Earwolfman Jack's passing is finally setting in for me.

Ah, so you hated it from the start! Excellent

You can all watch this video I made two years ago that somehow got 5000+ views and people leave comments like "Boo nigga you stink." and "fucking kill yourself with a rod" It keeps me laughing!

It's the law of Pavlov's Fart. If you hear enough farts, you start farting yourself without knowing it.

I'll ease us back into it with something from my foam corner: "8 tips and tricks to remember your step-son's birthday! Also, get your lawn looking like Frank's with these 3 easy steps!" - The cover of Step-Dad Weekly

I smell a strong comeback from the big dog here in the next two weeks