Joe McGurl

What did everyone get for Christmas?

The ending to this episode....the sound drops....everything. This was amazing. I have truly not laughed this hard through an entire episode of anything in a long time.

Pretty much yeah but not being "a" #1 handsome boy. I'll be walking around being THE #1 Handsome Boy!

Oh shit...yeah.

Who cares what all you nerds think

In 7th grade, I called my English teacher, "Dad." Although, in fairness, my 7th grade English teacher was my Dad.

Today, I went to my local chocolate store to buy my [REDACTED] chocolate for Valentine's Day because that's something you're supposed to do. I bought her an assorted box of chocolates and also a box that's called the "fab fives" which is $5.55 for a box of chocolate covered pretzels, potato chips, marshmallows, jordan crackers as well as peanut butter cups. My mum used to always get that for me on Easter and it brought back a lot of great memories. Needless to say guys, I ate the contents of the Fab Five box and have to go back tomorrow to buy another. #NoRegrets #LifeintheFastLane

But points anyway

This would never happen...I hate eggrolls.

Oh shit. I know what I'm getting my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. TICKETS TO THE REUNION BAYBAY

I had an idea for a HH intro bit too: So I was talking to Kate...Upton, and she was like, "oooh yessss Joe McGurl he is VERY handsome and I love to kiss him right on his lips! Maui wowie and zoinks scoob! Ai chi mama! Yessss me likey likey! I really want to kissy him!" And so I said, "Me too!" Then Senor Chang from Community stood up and said, "Hah! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" And we all laughed but even Senor Chang was thinking, "Boy that Joe McGurl is really handsome and has lips that I wouldn't mind laying a kissy upon"

I finally convinced my [REDACTED] to listen to the show. She said she had to turn it off 10 minutes in though and would have to listen at home because she was at work and kept wanting to laugh. Anyway, who cares about what she thinks

I listened to this episode and I liked it

Hey guys, I'm sick with an annoying chest cold. Just wanted to tell you all that I haven't read any of your posts and I'm still on top baby

I'm getting tired of my own shtick. How do people sleep at night by just posting catchphrases like "C+" or "Too Scary"? I should hit up the Earwolf subreddit and ask for their secrets.

something something something about a great first post something something something

Well great. Now I'm gonna be listening to Shake It Off all day. Although, my love for that song and propensity to listen to it is well documented so I probably would be doing that all day anyway.

These two guys were really funny. I wish they had their own podcast that was just as, if not more funny, and they hosted it on a weekly basis. Then maybe more people could listen to it and it could get the recognition it deserves. That would be cool! Anyway, I'm a "with Special Guest" fanatic and this episode was great. Lauren Lapkus is dope.

My mission is complete. The chosen one has revealed itself. I may now leave this earth and ascend to the promised land. Thank you for releasing me from this mortal coil, Toro y Moist.

Great first haiku.

Great first post. Great first post.

Fucking 6 new pages today. Y'all are killing me.

This is relevant to me because on top of the foot of snow that we got on Sunday/Monday, an additional two inches fell overnight. So good morning to those little snowflakes and to you little snowflakes as well.