Joe McGurl

Vaccines are crazy these days! What happened to the 1950's when every household had a standard vaccine with the disposable dust bags you would buy at the store and then throw out once they were full! Vaccines these days are so hi-tech! With cyclone technology and "just the right amount of suction!" Like, what?!? Please, just take me back!!! And no, vaccine salesman, I DON'T need a mini vaccine to clean the Doritos crumbs that fall on my chest OR an extendable arm to get into the "hard to reach" spots! Dust is good for you and anyone who says different is a whackjob! Next thing you know they'll be saying you'll need to get a vacuum shot at the doctor's office to prevent "dust bunnies!" Aye! Mama mia!!!

In fairness to CT, I do that all the time.

Great first post

Grape

On behalf of TJ, Anastasia, I accept your apology.

I love House of Cards and I love Kevin Spacey. I think he's terrific

How is the West Coast enjoying the blizzard that the East Coast is getting right now? I can tell you that it's real great and you all should be super jealous!

What are you trying to gain by putting up blatant lies like this on the internet? I just don't get it. Okay, you won me back with Business Hugs.

I like to think that Sean isn't resting his hand on Tim's shoulder but actually trying to push him away, out of the picture.

Remember that time Tim was like, "I dunno. I don't think Jon Daly is that funny." That was funny

cuz we r frends nd lyke 2 talk 2 each otha nd make loffs

At first I was like, "Oh man! He pranked me good!" And then I was like, "Honlads is a pranker and he did prank me and pull a joke on me, wow!" But then I was like, "Actually this makes me angry and in fact it's NOT funny" And then I started crying. It looked like this: Also, I got new glasses so the above picture serves a dual purpose of showing my reaction to Honlads' great prank and also displaying my hot new glasses which only further elevated my status of #1 Handsome Boy. #sorrynotsorry #2hot4thaforumz

Very presumptuous of you to think that you're the sexy Swedish nurse character that Andrew was talking about just because you're the only sexy Swedish nurse on the forums, Freja.

I'm a bit of a "prankster" and "bad boy" so I moved your exclamation point to make it look like you were watching the movie Yes Man starring Jim Carrey and you're commenting on how funny it is. Nailed you, bro. You should see your face right now. You're totally like: Haha no hard feelings man. Lol. Just a prank and a joke but I did get you so good and I don't apologize for that

Also: If Star Jones got into an intergalactic feud with Ringo Starr, would that be known in the tabloids as the "Star wars Starr Star War?"

This half.

I have Crohn's as well Jacob. I know how much it can suck, glad you're feeling better!

Spunky, I never understand half the things you say and I really appreciate that about you.

This one goes out to my boy Greggy Greggz! Mister Smart really liked the story about the dream I had last night and asked for me to tell it again, so I'm going to tell it again for him because he liked it so much! I just had a dream where Hollywood Handbook wasn't presented as a podcast but as a class and we were all the students. You all were there (by "you all" I mean everybody that's been in a hangout with me and I know their face and personality) and Hayes and Sean were the teachers. One day, before class started, I approached Sean and Hayes and asked if they wanted to play a game called "watch swap." I then lifted the sleeve of my sweater to reveal three watches on my arm which I promptly unfastened and placed on the desk in front of us. I asked Sean to pick the watch he wanted most and then Hayes picked his favorite which left me with the last, most undesirable watch. The watch I was left with turned into a hamburger sandwich with cheese wrapper from McDonald's and *this* is when the real deceit of "watch swap" began. I swapped my hamburger sandwich wrapper with Sean who then swapped the hamburger sandwich wrapper with Hayes' watch and then Cody rang the buzzer signaling that time was up, leaving Sean and I with very cool watches and Hayes was just left with a hamburger sandwich wrapper. Sean called Hayes a "fuckin dope" and a "friggen goofball" in front of the entire class, which elicited uproarious laughter from the whole room. I then got to co-teach Hollywood Handbook for winning watch swap and everyone agreed that I did very well and was very handsome and funny. We gave Chanson and Tim detention and Burgerho, Veebs and MBoP all got gold stars. Andrew got the pro version -- an autographed picture of Jason David Frank with a Mortdecai-esque moustache -- because he said his famous Shark Tale zinger. After school ended, all of us went into Eric Foreman's basement (I fell asleep watching That 70's Show) and smoked pot. I woke up after that. I'm not making any of that up. It was a great dream. (p.s. Honlads was there and he had a coffee mug and that might of been my favorite part) **Edit for Andrew's eyes only** ***Edit for Mister Smart's eyes only*** ****Edit for Greggy's eyes only****

Mister Smart really liked the story about the dream I had last night and asked for me to tell it again, so I'm going to tell it again for him because he liked it so much! I just had a dream where Hollywood Handbook wasn't presented as a podcast but as a class and we were all the students. You all were there (by "you all" I mean everybody that's been in a hangout with me and I know their face and personality) and Hayes and Sean were the teachers. One day, before class started, I approached Sean and Hayes and asked if they wanted to play a game called "watch swap." I then lifted the sleeve of my sweater to reveal three watches on my arm which I promptly unfastened and placed on the desk in front of us. I asked Sean to pick the watch he wanted most and then Hayes picked his favorite which left me with the last, most undesirable watch. The watch I was left with turned into a hamburger sandwich with cheese wrapper from McDonald's and *this* is when the real deceit of "watch swap" began. I swapped my hamburger sandwich wrapper with Sean who then swapped the hamburger sandwich wrapper with Hayes' watch and then Cody rang the buzzer signaling that time was up, leaving Sean and I with very cool watches and Hayes was just left with a hamburger sandwich wrapper. Sean called Hayes a "fuckin dope" and a "friggen goofball" in front of the entire class, which elicited uproarious laughter from the whole room. I then got to co-teach Hollywood Handbook for winning watch swap and everyone agreed that I did very well and was very handsome and funny. We gave Chanson and Tim detention and Burgerho, Veebs and MBoP all got gold stars. Andrew got the pro version -- an autographed picture of Jason David Frank with a Mortdecai-esque moustache -- because he said his famous Shark Tale zinger. After school ended, all of us went into Eric Foreman's basement (I fell asleep watching That 70's Show) and smoked pot. I woke up after that. I'm not making any of that up. It was a great dream. (p.s. Honlads was there and he had a coffee mug and that might of been my favorite part) **Edit for Andrew's eyes only** ***Edit for Mister Smart's eyes only***

Okay.

I just had a dream where Hollywood Handbook wasn't presented as a podcast but as a class and we were all the students. You all were there (by "you all" I mean everybody that's been in a hangout with me and I know their face and personality) and Hayes and Sean were the teachers. One day, before class started, I approached Sean and Hayes and asked if they wanted to play a game called "watch swap." I then lifted the sleeve of my sweater to reveal three watches on my arm which I promptly unfastened and placed on the desk in front of us. I asked Sean to pick the watch he wanted most and then Hayes picked his favorite which left me with the last, most undesirable watch. The watch I was left with turned into a hamburger sandwich with cheese wrapper from McDonald's and *this* is when the real deceit of "watch swap" began. I swapped my hamburger sandwich wrapper with Sean who then swapped the hamburger sandwich wrapper with Hayes' watch and then Cody rang the buzzer signaling that time was up, leaving Sean and I with very cool watches and Hayes was just left with a hamburger sandwich wrapper. Sean called Hayes a "fuckin dope" and a "friggen goofball" in front of the entire class, which elicited uproarious laughter from the whole room. I then got to co-teach Hollywood Handbook for winning watch swap and everyone agreed that I did very well and was very handsome and funny. We gave Chanson and Tim detention and Burgerho, Veebs and MBoP all got gold stars. Andrew got the pro version -- an autographed picture of Jason David Frank with a Mortdecai-esque moustache -- because he said his famous Shark Tale zinger. After school ended, all of us went into Eric Foreman's basement (I fell asleep watching That 70's Show) and smoked pot. I woke up after that. I'm not making any of that up. It was a great dream. (p.s. Honlads was there and he had a coffee mug and that might of been my favorite part) **Edit for Andrew's eyes only**

I liked this episode a lot and Veebs was wrong last night when she said this guest would be bad.

Agreed. Really fun. You're all very funny and I like virtually hanging out with you.

I can hang out tomorrow. Afternoon OR evening.