Joe McGurl

Now this is more like it. Much better. POINTS! +5

Pandering will get you nowhere. +3 points

Oh and this episode was funny and I liked it and everyone did fine blah blah blah

Dreidel was this episode's MVP. Chanson, I'm giving your pup two of my points and I'm taking your points that I gave you yesterday and transferring them over to Dreidel. So as it stands, The Hollywood Handbook End of the Year Big Points Leader-board looks like this: Dreidel = 26 Points Joe McGurl = 24 Points Everyone Else = 0 Points Veebs = -1 points Tim = -100 points That's a close race. Keep it up guys, with the holiday season in full swing, I might be PRETTY generous with the distribution of points.

I don't have cats but your cat looks like it's a nice cat and I hope that she gets better soon so she can keep being a cute, cool cat.

Veebs, I'm taking your 50 points and giving 26 to myself and 24 to Chanson. So now, I'm number one and Chanson is in second place on the Hollywood Handbook End of the Year Big Point Leaderboard. And you get -1. Enjoy the view from the bottom baby!

This is garbage. What a bunch of trash. Why would soundcloud allow this? Team Treese...get outta here. Gimme a break. What a joke. Buncha malarkey is what this is. Pah. Don't make me laugh! You getting this? Oh brother. It's junk.

Nice try!

Don't know what the points are for yet, but hold onto them Veebs. You're currently in first place in the points race and you don't want to lose your strong position on the leaderboard

The only way you could hurt my feelings is if you said that Tim was better than me and even then, I would know you would only trying to make him feel better about himself, so it's all good. I'M GOLD BABY Also, +50 points for Gaston

I hate how much I like Shake it Off by T Swifffff. I love it so much. So so much. I hate myself.

That's so awesome! Real corker of a girlfriend that you've got!

This made me lol (that means laugh out loud [it also kind of looks like a tie-fighter from the popular film franchise Star Wars]. {sorry to nerd out like that, I love Star Wars and being a nerd} --it also kid of looks like a guy who is drowning and he's raising his arms above the water shouting, "Save me! Help, please! Excuse me, I actually AM drowning and not pranking or fooling around!"-- //I bet he isn't lol'ing about that circumstance that he found himself in, drowning, I mean.\\)

My favorite joke/prank is when I go to restaurants that only serve Pepsi. I'll purposefully ask for a coke and the waiter/waitress will say, "Is pepsi okay?" It's at this time that I take my sunglasses off, look right into the camera and say, "No, Oklahoma's OK." Then we both laugh and I say, "No but really, I don't like Pepsi all that much so I'll just have a Dr. Pepper and if you don't have that just a water with lemon, please. I'm waiting for like 3 other people and they should be here soon. Yeah, just give them like 10 more minutes and I'll keep looking over the menu while we wait. I mean, I think I've made up my mind about what I want to eat but it doesn't hurt to keep looking. OH! I didn't even ask what your lunch specials are today. DO you have soup? No I probably shouldn't have soup, I made some pea soup in the slow cooker last night and I was planning on eating that for dinner tonight and I don't think I'm a 'two-soup a day' kind guy, ya know what I mean? Haha, alright, let me send them a text to see how long they're gonna be. Maggie and Dave said they were almost here like 15 minutes ago and Brady was right behind me when we left the parking lot at work so I don't even know how he isn't here haha. Ugh! Classic co-workers, right?! It's like, 'Yeah, let's have an office lunch outing' and then they totally flake. So frustrating. Well, I shouldn't say that they flaked yet, there might just be some traffic on I81 or something cause I know they've been doing some construction on it for the past few months so maybe it's just like lunch rush hour traffic or something. Okay, so like just check back in like 5 minutes and if they aren't here, I'll order some appetizers to munch on in the meantime. Do you think I should just order them now? But like if I order them and they show up then they'll be like, 'Oh what you just order without us? This is why we don't invite you out with us dude, you're always pulling shit like this. Way to ruin another lunch.' OR, they could be like, 'Oh wow! You ordered us some sick apps! Nice we were all starving waiting in that traffic and you were so cool to order us some mozz sticks and mini sliders! You're the hero of the day bro, you saved lunch!' Yeah. I think I'll just order the apps now. So, mozzerella sticks and the mini sliders please. Hey, what's the word on the Dr. Pepper? You never brought me my drink. Oh, I guess you never actually left the table to get it did you? My bad haha. Alright. Remember when I was like, 'No, Oklahoma's OK!' when you asked about Pepsi? Sorry if that like totally fucked you up, I just thought it was really funny. Anyway, can you please just get me a drink now, I'm really thirsty. Thanks. Oh and put that app order in too!" That's my favorite joke/prank to pull

Happy belated birthday Anastasia! As a present, I'll give you some of my favs and RT's. You're welcome in advance.

Speaking of self promotion, I don't need your petty forum likes anymore. I've got enough retweets and favs to keep me plump and fat until New Year's!

Oh and I also listened to Agata's podcast today and it was good and I liked it and I thought it was cool and I had a great time listening to it and I would listen to it again.

Speaking of Facebook, we've gotten a lot of noobies over the past few weeks so I'ma jus go ahead and put a link up to my Facebook again if any of you peeps who haven't feel inclined to add me on there. I'm really handsome and make great jokes and I like any status I see to make you feel more popular. You can ask anyone. https://www.facebook.com/joe.mcgurl

Ty

Gr8 list

bst eps of HH by JM: 1 Dave Thomas 2 Sinbad 3 Engineers 4 Thomas Middleditch 5 Lauren Lapkus

-THIS is a new Goat contender

*alarm clock buzzes* *looks at alarm clock* Oh no! I slept through Thanksgiving AGAIN!!! Mom is gonna kill me!! *80's guitar riff starts playing* - The opening scene to my new film "McGurl Misses Thanksgiving 2: Tryptophan Terror or How This Turkey Slept Through Thanksgiving Again"

Anyone know when Thanksgiving is this year?