Joe McGurl

I had about a 20 minute conversation with Carrie Kemper about screenwriting and shit when she came to Scranton when The Office was ending. It was super cool, she's good peoples

Hey Dan, if you find a flaming brown bag on your porch tonight, it is definitely NOT filled with dog poop and you definitely SHOULD stamp it out and NOT have to worry about getting a crap ton of dog poop on your shoes because the bag does NOT have dog poop inside it. You're new here, Mia, but you're really going to regret saying this. Next time, try, "Tim Treese, fuck you." Just a tip from a seasoned pro

I saw people on the AV Club comment something about Hollywood Handbook in the podmass section this week. My question is, who are these lame-brains and why are they commenting on the AV Club and not in the HH forums? I don't want to point fingers or anything but I'm blaming Tim for this.

Andy Knies? More like Andy Kneeslapper! Knee slapper..... .......because he made me laugh.

Hope you had a good birthday VB. I know that I had a good VB birthday day. Hope everyone else had a good VB birthday day too.

Too scary. Thanks for the night terrors, Veebs.

Also, I changed my last name to fit the season, sorry if it's too scary.

After a 41 episode drought, your boy Joe McGurl is BACK in the popcorn gallery! Feels great guys. I'd like to thank my family and my girlfriend for constantly supporting me since Andy Daly answered my question way back in Ep. 13. I'd like to thank Hayes and Sean for being my ride or die bros till the end and not asking really good questions I submitted for 40 weeks. God this was completely unexpected, I didn't even write a speech! Thanks to everyone at Earwolf, what a ride, RIGHT GUYS! Haha...oh god..the music is playing! Ummmm thanks to everyone on the forum, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE..uhhh..god what else, what else!?! Oh yeah, fuck you, Tim! Thanks everyone!

Dear Clark Duke, On the office you played a character named "Clark." How difficult was it for you to play a character that had the same name as you AND looked exactly like you?

I've been a Denver fan since I was six and bought a Broncos helmet at a yard sale. They coincidentally won the Super Bowl that year and the year following..it's what we here call "The McGurl Bump." They then proceeded to be absolutely miserable until the past few years SO I DONT WANNA HEAR IT TIM SLEAZE

Dear Birthday Boys, how many more birthdays until you become the Birthday Men?

This is my dog. It is not a cat

I changed my picture to show that I have #1 handsome boy status on these forums and the h8rs need to back off.

Now, THIS is a movement that I think we all can get behind

Oh yeah, and I thought this episode was funny. I laughed at it and stuff and thought it was good. This was an episode of a podcast that I like number 1 and thought this episode was definitely one of the episodes that this podcast has released.

Welcome to flavor country. Fuck you, Tim. It's simmered down recently but me and Tim have had an ongoing feud for a while now. It's been so long that I don't remember what we started fighting about in the first place but it's just one of those grudges that you HAVE to keep going like that time Kameron Conforti beat me in the "accelerated reader" program in sixth grade and he became student of the month and I didn't and he got to pick from the treasure chest and picked the Spiderman stickers that he KNEW I wanted and then didn't even give me one of them and I still hate him for that.....so it's kinda like that. #TeamMcGurl #FuckyouTim

Hey gang, Saw someone puke on the counter at McDonald's while ordering at 5 am while in New York this weekend. It was pretty baller.

Really don't have anything to add to the forums this week guys. I know everyone looks forward to my biting commentary and scathing put downs but I just got nothing...sorry. Taking a trip to New York this weekend, maybe that'll recharge the batteries or something. Until then, fuck you, Tim.

Yes, it's why reality tv is great

I laughed at this episode more than once. I laughed at Brett's arrogance more than thrice, how dare he. - Joe McGurl

^ Probably the only good idea that Tim has ever had

Is anyone watching Utopia tonight? I need to know if this is going to be something I need to watch. From all the promos, I already hate everyone involved so I'll probably love it.

Question for the babies: Why do you think you're stronger than me?

I wanted to jump on the New Hampshire hate but I'm from Scranton so I have no business calling anyone out on the shittiness of where they live. #blessedwiththischest

Also, this episode finally answered the question that I've been asking for years, "Doesn't weddings always have singing?" Thanks for this Hayes and Sean. Also, also, as a listener of podcasts, it's always really fun to me when people on a show describe visual gags that I can't see. It's a real treat and pays off huge dividends on the patent pending "Joe McGurl Laff Meter."