Joe McGurl

I've had a busy week and not been able to listen to the ep yet...but christ...you guys are straight up killing it in the forums this week. Bustin my whole shit up, gang. You're funny and I'm happy to call you all vague internet friends and associates. Also, fuck Tim Treese. No real reason...just feel like you had that coming.

*Suit Guy's inner monologue* Ugh. As the Hospital administrator here, I can't BELIEVE that these assholes I hired seem so unprepared and surprised that they're working for the night shift that almost all of them have showed up to work in street clothes and jeans. Hey, the two black guys are in scrubs and seem like they know what they're doing...that counts, I guess. And at least they ALL had time to grab their stethoscopes though, so, that's a relief.Also, does one patient really need 7 people to be guided down the hallway? Who knows? I'll just stand here, silently disapproving and judging with my arms folded across my chest. THAT will show them.

OH HOT DAMN

I remember reading all the RSS forum posts BACK WHEN I WAS CHICKEN SHIT SCARED TO POST! That week was spicier than the 1996 Spice Girls album, "Spice." (It was very spicy)

I lol because I LOL and also when I play LoL

Mowing my lawn today and accidentally chopped up a rogue Christmas ornament that was in my yard. It shattered and gave me a cut on my calf. It wasn't bleeding or anything but it was enough for me to know that Santa IS always watching and maybe I haven't been as good of a boy as I thought. Close call.

More like Hanson. Heh. Nailed it. *high fives Michael Jordan as he's slam dunking the ball over Shaq* *we get milkshakes after the game and he calls me son* *I go home and open up my diary to write, "BEST. FRIGGEN. DAY. EVER."* *I wake up from the dream* *I look next to me and see two smokin hot babes on either side* *Glance at the camera and say:* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MOMMA ME LIKEY!! *credits roll*

Wowie! I felt like I was friggin reading one of my classic Amazing Amazing Spiderman nerd comic books written by Stan Lee when "Love in the Club" started playing and Sam began to read the instant classic "The Amazing Spiderman and the Case of the Music Box Hostage Crisis!"

My go to karaoke jams: Pony - Ginuwine Stay - Lisa Loeb Semi Charmed Life - Third Eye Blind Ignition Remix - R. Kelly Flagpole Sitta - Harvey Danger

Can't wait to post my Tim Treese sucks status and have "Tim Treese Likes This" appear under it. Eberyone is gonna have a real down home, old fashioned laugh at that

Glad you KICKED her to the curb! It's funny because in soccer ball, you kick.

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Damn, I missed the whole, "Hey, I'm a real life person and have a Facebook, be my friend and some shit" SO this is mine: Yall can add me (or dont) [or do] - https://www.facebook.com/joe.mcgurl Edited to add that I missed asking Ders a question because I was at work....THANKS OBAMA

Dave Thomas was the best guest yet, he was cracking my whole shit up the entire way through.

Tuscany, Italy or The Tuscany Hotel in Las Vegas? V. important that I find out...I may or may not be banned from one of those places because I may or may not have peed in the fountain located in the ground floor lobby.

Hayes prolly loved Spidermen 2. Especially with Emma Stone! BABE ALERT BABE ALERT HUBBA HUBBA ME LIKEY! MMMM YES PLEASE! I'LL HAVE SECONDS WITH THAT!

Dave Thomas: You were in the animated feelms Brother Bear and Brother Bear 2. Was it scary working with the bears? Follow up, when did you decide that you wanted to stop selling Hamburgers and Frosty's and start working in Hollywood?

Come on man. I just about shit my pants looking at this. I thought the forums were safe, not a place that I have to see my boy Sean as a scary vampire or frankenstein monster or swamp things or some fucked up shit like that. Way too scary...can we ban skizleow?

Wow, what a treat at the end just for me, thanks for that Lil' Esther! And that was for me only and you can FORGET it if you think I'm going to spill the beans about Zachary Quinto!

Ummmm, the answer is CRYSTAL clear....

Sean's V is so deep that if it were purple it would play Smoke on the Water

Glad I'm not the only person who likes video games..SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE I AM! I remember one day after a really hard day of school when the jocks were calling me geeko and dweebazoid, I was looking at my Sega genesis (AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO REMEMBERS THOSE?!) controller and my dad's zippo lighter and I thought....."Maybe I should be arson." But then I popped in my trusty friend Earthworm Jim and watched some Coach afterwords and knew I didn't have to be arson. I could be nerd and I could be comedy and everything would be okay.

Prolly kill them all

Nosepicks? I like em. I'm okay with em. Except when you're pickin your nose and you pick to hard and start to bleed...that's too scary.

Wow what a great look into the non-comedy side of Hollywood! Thanks Hayes and Sean for giving us all these scoops this week! Zach G was a great guest and he even had me bussin' up at some points! Serious actors CAN be funny too! What a treat! p.s. Please Sean, don't bring up your crazy Atheist ramblings onto the podcast again. Maybe take that to WTF with Mack Marron, No place for it here. p.p.s. Engineer Sam, please stop disrupting the show and shame on you for not editing out Sean's atheist rant even when Hayes specifically told you to mark it so you could edit it out later. -5 for you.